Hey how are you … GOD …!!
Sorry dude, behaving atheistically these days.
Not my fault it’s that brain you gave me, should be blamed.
You do know the guys who live there right?
The Mr. LL and Mr. RL.
They been bothering me since, it’s been so long I can’t even recall.
Like the other day they where blabbering bout the nationality and religion thing, that nationality is far significant than religion or the other way round n blah blah blah…
I mean cut it out dude; I don’t even give a fuck bout nationality and religion both. Both have been made by us humans right, and they say human’s are not perfect, only gods are (hunn 
, I hope pleasing works).
See, you send us to live, enjoy, reproduce and then die…
I hope you don’t have a separate department for separate countries there, do you?
Since I can’t take it any more I decided to write to you, hoping to get some answers … should I or should I not, follow all earthling’s conventions.
Before I forget, I wanted to thank you a hundred times for making some nice products like
Tiffiney Taylor, Jasicca Alba, Che Guevara, my wingmates, obviously my family and Mr. Kalam.
Don’t be so happy face; there are some trash products you dropped here too
Specially, Mr. Reshamiya, Mr. Bush, OBH mess’s Cook, The bully guy I met in class 6th and Ms. Ekta kapoor.
I m sure I have missed lot of people, but its not a perfect world, you made it :p
Well I m gonna shutup now. You carry on with your work, you are doing a nice job, just keep an eye on those idiots at the manufacturing section.
Give my love to all the fairies (this time please send me the red one’s no.), an yah to the angels too (only the female one 
). And reply asap.
Tada
PS: – Going home … #don’t know how to write the feeling in words#
PS: — Why does feelings affect appetite, first xam, then BTP now Home (or is it only the mess food).
PS: — No more ps… have to start packing ….
PS: —- Happy diwali to everyone
PS: —– Shubh Laabh !! 
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