The great Khali — er

Other than IPL there’s is one more news from sports about which all the news-channels are very exited these day. Yeh! the Great khali’s vist to India.

Well, MTV was also celebrating his visit to India, in their own way …

THE KHALI ONE LINERS :

• · Khali is so tall that once he tripped and hit moon with his head.

• · Don’t ask Khali to be himself it’s the worst advice you can give him.

• · Khali use binoculars to tie his shoes.

• · When Khali want a 1 Rs coin he steps on a 50 paisa coin.

• · Khali is so big he has a pin code for himself.

• · When Khali was born he gave stretch mark to his hospital.

• · Khali’s next generation would sure evolve into human beings.

• · People jog around Khali to get their morning exercise.

• · If Khali was proportional he would be 10 feet tall.

Q: – What did Khali say when walked into a crematorium?

A: – What’s cooking?

Q: – What does Khali say on seeing a menu of a restaurant?

A: – Okay

Q: – How does Khali put his best foot forward?

A: – By stepping on someone.

Q: – What did weight scale says when Khali steps on it?

A: – To be continued …

My additions …

· There has been no earthquake recorded since Khali’s last visit to India .

· Global warming is bullshit its Khali’s anger which is melting all those Ice.

· Moon is actually a comet not a satellite. It is revolving around earth waiting for khali to vanish.

· According to a survey there are 15% Indians who sleep empty stomach every night. This figure was 14% until Khali was born.

· Khali don’t believe in match fixing. Because he doesn’t believe in any word he can’t understand.

· To ease the communication problem, Khali got a small intercom setup on his body.

· Khali don’t run fast, because every time he does so, he ends up at the place he started.

· Khali doesn’t mind what I write, he can’t read actually.

PS: – Completed One month stay at Delhi.

PS: — PG’s tag is under processing.

PS: — Met a long lost friend yesterday after 14 years, had so much to talk, unfortunately meeting was short.

PS: —- less than 1 month left for me to become super busy from super vella.

PS: —– A good post by somani here, IIIT is moving a step further with every batch.

PS: —— OK BYE …

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