Other than IPL there’s is one more news from sports about which all the news-channels are very exited these day. Yeh! the Great khali’s vist to India.
Well, MTV was also celebrating his visit to India, in their own way …
THE KHALI ONE LINERS :
- · Khali is so tall that once he tripped and hit moon with his head.
- · Don’t ask Khali to be himself it’s the worst advice you can give him.
- · Khali use binoculars to tie his shoes.
- · When Khali want a 1 Rs coin he steps on a 50 paisa coin.
- · Khali is so big he has a pin code for himself.
- · When Khali was born he gave stretch mark to his hospital.
- · Khali’s next generation would sure evolve into human beings.
- · People jog around Khali to get their morning exercise.
- · If Khali was proportional he would be 10 feet tall.
Q: – What did Khali say when walked into a crematorium?
A: – What’s cooking?
Q: – What does Khali say on seeing a menu of a restaurant?
A: – Okay
Q: – How does Khali put his best foot forward?
A: – By stepping on someone.
Q: – What did weight scale says when Khali steps on it?
A: – To be continued …
My additions …
· There has been no earthquake recorded since Khali’s last visit to India .
· Global warming is bullshit its Khali’s anger which is melting all those Ice.
· Moon is actually a comet not a satellite. It is revolving around earth waiting for khali to vanish.
· According to a survey there are 15% Indians who sleep empty stomach every night. This figure was 14% until Khali was born.
· Khali don’t believe in match fixing. Because he doesn’t believe in any word he can’t understand.
· To ease the communication problem, Khali got a small intercom setup on his body.
· Khali don’t run fast, because every time he does so, he ends up at the place he started.
· Khali doesn’t mind what I write, he can’t read actually.
PS: – Completed One month stay at Delhi.
PS: — PG’s tag is under processing.
PS: — Met a long lost friend yesterday after 14 years, had so much to talk, unfortunately meeting was short.
PS: —- less than 1 month left for me to become super busy from super vella.
PS: —– A good post by somani here, IIIT is moving a step further with every batch.
PS: —— OK BYE …
PS
This is such a lame copy of the chuck norris phenomenon. I wish they would stop rather than embarrassing themselves.
Really srry, but I was wondering if all these points are originally written by you??
Anways, this post rokz..!
@vishnu
true … but i don’t think even 10% of MTV viewers even know who Chuck Norris is, his one lines are secondary … So, in time when music directors are shamelessly copying the top English chart buster songs, this seems minor
@Intutius
actually the one’s under “my additions” are written by me … rest are shamelessly copied from MTV …
Well i am a person who sees a lot of wwe and yeah Khali’s matches also, He is much stronger than any of his opponents but he is not able to match their quick wittedness and cheating skills
. Thanx to Star Nyuj Hindi Khali has become an icon in India :O .
PS The additions were great should give them to some news reporter
Tu bhi “ishtar nooj” ki tarah the great khali ki publicity mein laga hai
I find the whole Khali craze very funny. The media following him around like he has achieved something huge for his country is just ridiculous.