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Gulal – review
I don’t write reviews … this is probably my first review … but when I saw such a bad response from audience for such an exceptional movie, I couldn’t resist.

I am not an Anurag Kashyap fan, I enjoyed Dev D but I was not awestruck as I was by this one. It’s a movie which reaches to your brain and squeeze it so badly that either you can’t stand the pain and quit or just enjoys it till the climax.
I don’t know about Rajasthan, but spending my teenage in MP, I’ve seen how filthy college politics could be. I could so relate me, you, any one to Dileep Singh played by Raja Chaudhary. That is what exactly happens to many bright students who are just there to study but ultimately end up loosing themselves, just because they get sick of being called fattoo.
And there is one name which should be praised more than Mr. Kashyap for the movie, and that name is Piyush Mishra. He is the Music Director, Lyricist and Actor in the movie. There’s no doubt that songs of the movie are outstanding and have been placed so perfectly it carries the tension and mood from the beginning to the end.
Gulal is pleasant break from the usual ha ha he he ho ho cinema. I would strongly recommend this movie for two and a half hour of tryst with reality.
Duck Bush Duck … !!
well, i guess by now every “Informed” being must be knowing bout the shoe throwing incident. And for all ignorant, uninformed mortals … here is the glorious moment again.

and again from a different angle …
The expression on Bush’s face didn’t change … may coz his face is expressionless … but the thing which is worth noticing is that Maliki didn’t look surprised at all … it was like he was expecting this …. or he planned this … !!!
I don’t know what will happen to the poor journalist, Muntadar al-Zaidi … but Bush will remember this moment for long long time …!!
Anyways … I was watching this video on some site called … ebaum’s world … there were 1000+ comment on the incident and some of them were sooper hilarious …
So this what xactly the Americans think bout Mr. Bush !!
All that terrorist training they go through and they still f#$%ing miss!!!!
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Now if that was Obama getting shoes thrown at him. You know the race card would have been pulled. Oh wait, arabs like Obama. Never mind.
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Obama would have caught the shoes, dribbled them back and slam-dunked them back down the guys throat……
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Lawl!!! Bush has secret ninja reflexes against Middle eastern shoes, every president goes through ninja training their first month in the white house!
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… shoes? what self-respecting sand cricket wears shoes?? … I hope they hang him by his shoelaces… silly sand cricket, shoes are for people…
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It was intended to be a biological weapon, as he wore those shoes for 3 months straight without taking them off or showering…little does he know that Bush never takes off his shoes or showers, so his attempts were futile.
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shoulda been a f**king grenade
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And finally: I told the Prime Minister that this is the last time fly to Bagdhad on “Air Jordan”
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lol, thats the most insulting thing to do in muslim culture, its like taking a middle finger and making it fire a bullet
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This Iraqi has the guts to do what gutless Americans (including me) should have done a long time ago. But I would have chosen
tomatoes.— I would have chosen potatoes
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“…and president bush was not injured…” uh, no shit
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The fucker missed…twice!!
– A wasted opportunity…..
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thanks for the freedom… now I free you with my shoe, bitch
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to bad it wasnt a nade. a video of bush getting fragged would be way better. as u can see it sailed over his head, yet if it was an explosive projectile it would have splash damage and be way more brutal… and funnier to watch.
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Bush should have have thrown the shoes back and yelled, “bitch!”
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They left out the reason why he threw his shoes! Just before, Bush said “The war is not over,” which upset the reporter and
makes his quote, “This is a farewell kiss, you dog!” make sense..
Homicidal Shoe Terrorist strikes again
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This woulda been great if you saw Bush bend down behind the podium, and come back up and start chuckin his shoes. Then he sticks his tongue out at the guy. I’m hungry for tacos.
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Wow..even though Bush is pushing old age he still has the moves. This further strengthens my theory that he is an android.
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… ironically, the shoes were “air force one’s”
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PS : – Here is the link to the site
PS :– No offense meant to the Bush…….
….. I have in my backyard. Rest all please feel offended.
PS :— I so wish Mr. LAAdvani was there instead of Bush.
PS :—- Actually the wishlist is longer … but yaa he tops the list.
PS :—– Why is it that, as soon as i get used to wordpress, they change its format.
Foot Note :_______________________________________________________________
Corporate Slave:- if u spend 22 hours of your weekend working at office.
And I hearby declare my self of being one … !!
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Poison @ Hyderabad
To all the people who think night life in Hyderabad sucks, I have just one thing to offer them POISON. The latest addition to the Night clubs in Hyderabad. Located in newly constructed Shangrilla Plaza at Road no. 2 Banjara Hills, is definitely up to the standard set by its sisters in Mumbai and Goa.
Recently the launch of this DJ Aqeel ‘s 3rd nightclub of its kind was in news. As per the review of WOW! Hyderabad, it looked really promising, so thought of checking it out this Sunday night.
We reached Shangrilla plaza at 9:30 PM, and it took 10 more minutes to reach the 7th floor. First reaction was its ok, although the scent they had used was a bit irritating. The bouncers here were human looking, not giants like Zouk has.
Now, May be we were lucky or may be it’s their policy, but we got entry without paying the cover charges. As soon as you enter you’ll see lounge area in your left, with a soft music and great ambiance it’s idle to have chit-chat with friends over few drinks.
But our destination was little further in, the disc …
Now, what makes this place different from other’s …
1. Largest dance floor compared to any of the discs I have been to.
2. Many screens including a projector all playing F-TV.
3. Techno and Trans music, which poison is famous for.
4. Pure bollywood mix from 10:30 onwards for insane dancing.
5. And of course the awesome crowd including many celebrities.
Since, the place has just opened they didn’t have menu cards so ordering was a bit problematic. There was time when server got us really irritated coz everything we think of ordering is what they don’t have.
After 10 the place becomes really crowded, although no one started dancing till we led the way
. The DJ was awesome and disc lights were adding the feel. We started at 10:30 with two and when we left the dance floor it was near 12 and there were more than 30 people on the floor.
Apart from the Disc there’s a VIP purple room also, which is only for the members are the membership cost is around 1.5 lac per month(according to WOW!).
And yah! forgot mention about the paparazzi es which were continuously clicking pictures of starts and popular personalities, although I didn’t recognize any of them!!
Well, that was one night well spend … finally I’ve started liking Hyderabad.
PS:- One thing I hate bout Hyderabad is they close down all the discs at 12 PM.
PS: — If you are not into dancing and only interested in dancing, love rock and watch sports a lot, then try Xtreme-sports in front of city center, Banjara-hills.
PS:— I m not going to write what the next post is going to be about, coz I never finish those posts.
PS:—- Didn’t sleep properly for past 3 nights, thanks IIIT for all those night out training.
PS:—– After all these months, I would still rate dancing in OBH ground with 300 ppl over any of the discs.
PS:—— Makes me nostalgic.
PS:——- BBYE … !!
Super Sodexo Market !!
It has been almost 3 and half months since I’ve started working. And since I m as corporate bitch now this post is specially for beings like me, though would be useful for future the puppies
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Most of us get Sodexo/full circle meal coupon as part of the salary because of tax redemption from government. And trust me if you do not work or live near Hi-tech city its real pain to spend these specially if u get 2600 Rs. Worth of them every month.
But the good part is other than restaurants many super markets do accept them but all of them have their own rules and based on them I’ve classified them in 4 categories…
1. Best friend of Coupon holder :- The Super market which accept meal coupons for anything they sell and the best of all, even returns currency note as change in return of coupons. So far only Aditya Birla Group’s More (formerly Trinetra) falls in this category.
2. Will do (Kaam chalaau): – Well, these guys are strict about the money in return policy but they you can still buy anything they sell with your coupons. Heritage’s Fresh@ is the only place in this category I’ve found so far.
3. Last resort (Majboori):- Saar!! Food items only. And even if you actually eat detergent? They won’t give it on meal coupons. Reliance fresh, Food Bazzar and all fall in this category.
4. Strict no no(Bhagvaan na kere):- Almost all big brand supermarkets accept these meal coupons but there are few private one like Max fresh, suvidha and all in my locality who doesn’t. For the simple reason that they have to pay tax for it …
Now, there are many other places like Spencer’s, ITC Choupal fresh, Magna super market n all I have not tried using these coupons.
PS: – Ultimately it’s all about saving the tax.
PS: — There are also trendy options like Meal Cards… which look just like the debit or credit cards and works at swap machines and ATM’s too.
PS: — A total goodie-goodie post after last blast.
PS: —- EOP(Exit);
Those good’ol days
well, its 29th of august = convocation – 2 days …
getting little senti remembering all those Good’ol days spent with Good’ol ppl at the Good’ol place …
this is just a 0.00000045th part of all the fun i had there … !!
- that good’ol Dehla pakad
- those good’ol group suicide attempts… its a shame never succeeded…
- thoes good’ol n weird poker i mean dehla pakad face
- the good’ol … … … … things …
- and the good’ol daaro baaz …
- those good’ol Daaru parties
- those good’ol days of awesome three some after 4 pegs…
- the same good’ol wish to god “lord! please give me a third hand, so for once i would be able rub and pour water at the same time”
- the good’ol Clint Eastwood …
- the good’ol gabbar singh … frightening poor kids like handa …
- the good’ol body builders Gang
- the good’ol “smell my hand” thingy
- the good’ol “Kill thy next door neighbour by the socks smell spray”
- the good’ol clint estwood ke banaras vaale electrician chacha
- the good’ol dosti ka namoona “what if you don’t have hands, I’ll help you burn the crap out of your lungs”
- all those good’ol ppl who made those good’ol days so good.
- DOOD …. thats it … !!
- Baai baai … !! Suckerzzzz…. !!!!
PS:- ohhh… !! those good’ol days … !!
Dataquest-IDC survey of T-school in India – 2008
Here they are again … ranking of T-schools by Dataquest & IDC.
The them behind the rankings as always is … Rearrange the IIT’s, Place IIITs,some NITs
and other premier institutes in next 10 places. Then fill rest of the places randomly with the institutes left in hand.
well jokes apart… this is the list of top 20 Technical institutes listed by Dataquest-IDC
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Rank 2008 |
Institute |
Score |
2007 rank |
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1 |
IIT- Khadagpur |
84.0 |
1 |
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2 |
IIT- Delhi |
81.4 |
4 |
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3 |
IIT-Roorkee |
79.9 |
5 |
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4 |
IIT- Kanpur |
75.0 |
7 |
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5 |
IIT-Guwahati |
73.7 |
6 |
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6 |
IIT-Chennai |
72.4 |
2 |
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7 |
IIIT-Hyderabad |
69.1 |
9 |
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8 |
IT-BHU |
67.9 |
10 |
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9 |
NIT-Calicut |
67.3 |
15 |
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10 |
NSIT |
66.9 |
23 |
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11 |
NIT-Warangal |
65.7 |
8 |
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12 |
DA-ICT |
62.5 |
22 |
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13 |
Thapar Institute of Engineering |
62.1 |
18 |
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14 |
IIIT-Allahabad |
61.0 |
13 |
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15 |
BIT-Mesra |
60.2 |
19 |
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16 |
PSG-college of Technology |
60.0 |
24 |
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17 |
M Vishvesvaraya Institute of Technology – Bangalooru |
59.9 |
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18 |
MNNIT-Allahabad |
59.9 |
17 |
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19 |
VIT- Vellore |
57.9 |
– |
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20 |
NHCE-Banglore |
57.0 |
– |
Parameters :- Placement (40%), Infrastructure (10%), Intellectual Capital(20%), Industry Interface (5%), HR Perception (25%)
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Miscellaneous aspects of the survey:-
1. IIIT-H stood 3rd in placements and 7th over all this year, just behind the 6 IIT’s.
2. Fall in no. of participating institutes from 117 to 79 this year, although invitation was sent to 300 institutes.
3. Missing this year :- IIT-bombay, BITS-Pilani, NIT Trichi, Jadavpur University, PEC, IIIT-Gwalior, MANIT-Bhopal, DCE, ISM-Dhanbad, NIT-Suratkal, NIT and many more
4. The ranking is done keeping the 2006-07 placements as reference. Hence, the same Schlumberger 45 lac placement at NSIT stands as the highest placement of the year.
5. Interestingly, Bangalooru got maximum 10 institutes in top-79.
6. The list is flooded with the private institutes, most of the places under 30 are filled by them.
7. A Blooper :- On the Website DQ mentioned that they received data from 70 colleges. Although they listed 79 colleges.
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PS: – For further Details visit DQ site or buy the latest issue of Dataquest.
PS: — IIIT-H got 3rd place based on 5.4 LPA average last year, I donno where it’ll go with 6.85 LPA average of this year.
PS: — I hope my friends at NSIT will be felicitous this time, After last year’s out burst.
PS: —- What ever people may say, most of the janta do consider Rankings.
PS: —– Now about me…
PS: —— completed 1 week in corporate world. Details in next post.
PS: ——- Have I told you that House hunt sucks … It so does …
PS: ——– recorded 815 visitors on 04/06/08.
PS: ——— Check out the great Sam Anderson, shaking his legs to the beat of krazzy-4.
PS: ———- 1:00 AM already … GOD !!
PS: ———– Good bye .. Z.z.zzz….!!
The century post
After 3 years and 99 posts + 7 drafts
here I am with, the 100th post …
On this occasion, I though of throwing party to all my lovely readers … who have endured all my PJs, Senitaapa and crappy philosophy…
So …
Only thing is … its virtual
Lets start it with some appetizers and starters …
Enjoy ….
In the mean time … lets go through the History
HISTORY :-
Though it look as it all started at Sep-21-2005.
But the first post I wrote was back in April – 2005 … But removed them later…
stated with Blogspot.com …. shifted to WordPress.com about a year ago.
more history details here …
According to the feedback from friends … I made a countdown of 10 best posts …
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8
A new but decent logo for IIIT
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6
5
4
3
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स्वयं लिखी कु्छ पुरानी कवितायेँ !!
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Lets … start with Dinner now …
As you feed your eyes …
… lets go through some stats …
STATS :-
I love worpess for it statistics management …
Joined WordPress on May 3, 2007 ….
Blog Stats
Total Views: 14,799
Best Day Ever: 472 — Sunday, June 17, 2007
Totals
Posts: 99
Comments: 747
Categories: 16
Tags: 65
No stats of Blogspot …
Top 3 posts according to the no. of hits ..
3
2
1
Dataquest-IDC survey of T-school in India
Some search terms people used to reach my blog …
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meaning for bevda in hindi
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‘c’ grade movies
Frustoo
Ohh see it’s already time for desserts and Ice-creams
So, here the party ends …
Thanks to all of you for coming … it was nice having you all here … hope to see you again at the next post …
Shabba khair …
PS : – iti 100vi post samaptam
PS: — IndiBlogger meet rocked … Couldn’t write a review coz of this post …
PS: — All the blogging tools sucks .. sucks .. sucks big time ..
PS: —- I can’t tell you how much i detest Windows live writer, and then when i haven’t used it …
PS: —– Because it doesn’t get installed .. first it asked for Windows update agent 5.8.02469
PS: —— After installing it … it again asked for update 3.1
PS: ——- After installing that also setup didn’t installed Live writer
PS: ——— Qumana and scribefire is a different story.
PS: ———- This post would have been much longer I wouldn’t have tried using scribefire … lost every thing I wrote when it hanged Mozilla.
PS: ———– GOD I am so frustoo.
PS: ———— Again thank you all for bearing with me this long.
PS: ————– Final Adios ..
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