Please dont strangle me after reading this

29 Aug

Its not my fault, after reading this post of Sreejith, my instincts forced me to write some of my, such beautiful creations. My very own PJ’s (pathetic jokes, if you call them a joke).

{contains hints to understand the joke 😀 }

1.

How a stamp collector n a coin collector can expend their collection, together?

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Ans:-

Its a simple maths question..

see ….

coin collector + stamp collector = ( coin + stamp ) taken common “collector”

now,

(stamp + coin ) taken from “common collector”= ampified (stamp + coin )

{ ref :- common collector amplifier in transistors}

Hence, their collection got amplified i.e. expended .. !!

2.

Amrinder Gill and Priya Gill went Kanyakumari. When they were driving back home, unfortunately their car fell into the sea.
Both of them didn’t know how to swim but still they survived. How?

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Ans:-

Actually, they two, means Mr. Gill and Ms. Gill makes Gill + Gill = Gills
using gills they managed to breath in water
hence, they survived.

3.

why musharraf keep giving shock to the world ?

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Ans:-

Because at “current” he is the man with “high potential”.

{electronics again}

Few one liners i made…

1. I am the hottest man alive , rest all burnt !!
2. Before god we all are equally fool , and i m the exception !!

3. Those who work hard for enjoyment, never enjoys the hard work !!

PS :- some one said:- anger is not good for health.

PS :– some one also said:- Thy shall believe in forgiveness not in punishment.

PS :— some also said :- level of anger falls exponentially with time.

PS :—- i got my time …. 😀

PS :—– well about life —- so many blank mails :D.

PS :—— Saw ratataullie (did i spell it correct). Awesome movie .. a must watch for all animation fans.

PS :——- song of the day :- na pucho – Cash (some Hindi rap)

PS :——– Fed up of watching news about “orkut”.

PS :——— Finally got an FPS which work on my pc(i.e. return to castle wolfistine). My pc seriously need an hardware update.

PS :———- After Doom and Blood Ryane a movie on Max Payne.

PS :———– “w” & “u” key of my key board is not responding. I know how much pain it took me to write this post.

PS :———— well talli hoo … !!

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4 Responses to “Please dont strangle me after reading this”

  1. nipun August 29, 2007 at 6:18 pm #

    PS: u sure goin’ great with all this Personal Spam :P!

  2. Maruti Borker August 29, 2007 at 7:58 pm #

    I think u shud rename ur blog to thpjdeb.wordpress.com

  3. Ankit August 30, 2007 at 9:30 am #

    @maruti…

    hmm… can think bout tht 😀

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  1. Jessie - December 17, 2007

    Jessie

    Nice Post!

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