Movie Tagline… !!

1 Feb

Well, was jobless enough…

 

Superman returns

To get new pair of red underwear

 

Batman begins

Same shit again

 

I know what you did last summer

Your vet told me everything

 

It’s a wonderful life

After your death

 

Apocalypse now

Lunch later

 

To kill a mockingbird

Send it to negotiate with the dean

 

Saving private ryan

For public

 

Some like it hot

Specially when served in bed

 

On the waterfront

Your chances of drowning increases

 

Once upon a time in America

There were people with brain now there are Bushes.

 

Mr. Smith goes to Washington

And realized he is in wrong simulation of the matrix

 

Kill Bill

All rights reserved by Hillary and Monika

 

Life of brain

Filled with twist and turns

 

V for vendetta

X for xrrr Y for you moron!! Z – Zuck off!! Lets start with 1,2,3 now

 

Children of men

Oh yah! Men are having children and Cows are flying

 

American Gangster

Indian Politician

 

Grind House

Take my grinder

 

Twelve Monkeys

Lives in my wing

 

Bride of Frankenstein

Every one has after two years of marriage

 

Pirates of Caribbean

Have their successors in Lok sabha these days

 

Extra terrestrial

Has a beard, wear a cap and is a nasal singer

 

The Matrix reloaded

Out of ammos eh?

 

The Incredibles

Me and my …

 

The day after tomorrow

Will become ‘tomorrow’ tomorrow

 

The mummy

And dead (dad)

 

Gone with the wind

And never came back

 

 

What women want?

Who knows better then me… 😀

 

There is some thing bout Mary

Is she a he?

 

Planet of the apes

Is where MJ came from?

 

PS: – a PS saying there is no PS…

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8 Responses to “Movie Tagline… !!”

  1. Peter Quinn February 1, 2008 at 9:02 am #

    I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you.

    Peter Quinn

  2. shashank February 2, 2008 at 2:43 am #

    pretty good !!!

  3. Beedu February 2, 2008 at 5:20 am #

    Stinky-Man

    you suck even more!

  4. obelix February 2, 2008 at 6:06 am #

    nice …

  5. Himank February 2, 2008 at 7:12 am #

    Where did “W” go in for V for Vendetta one??? 😛

  6. kirantnath February 2, 2008 at 12:05 pm #

    lol!! good one.. 😀

  7. aniket February 2, 2008 at 11:52 pm #

    Huh! you should have read my motivational mail to Agni before sports day. THAT was a real joke!

  8. Ankit February 4, 2008 at 7:01 pm #

    @shashank n Obelix n kiran
    thanku 🙂

    @beedu
    still you r smelling … pathetic .. !! 😛

    @Himank
    thought of finishing Alphabets early

    @Aniket
    one plus point of not being in Agni 😀

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