The great Khali — er

4 May

Other than IPL there’s is one more news from sports about which all the news-channels are very exited these day. Yeh! the Great khali’s vist to India.

Well, MTV was also celebrating his visit to India, in their own way …

THE KHALI ONE LINERS :

  • · Khali is so tall that once he tripped and hit moon with his head.
  • · Don’t ask Khali to be himself it’s the worst advice you can give him.
  • · Khali use binoculars to tie his shoes.
  • · When Khali want a 1 Rs coin he steps on a 50 paisa coin.
  • · Khali is so big he has a pin code for himself.
  • · When Khali was born he gave stretch mark to his hospital.
  • · Khali’s next generation would sure evolve into human beings.
  • · People jog around Khali to get their morning exercise.
  • · If Khali was proportional he would be 10 feet tall.

Q: – What did Khali say when walked into a crematorium?

A: – What’s cooking?

Q: – What does Khali say on seeing a menu of a restaurant?

A: – Okay

Q: – How does Khali put his best foot forward?

A: – By stepping on someone.

Q: – What did weight scale says when Khali steps on it?

A: – To be continued …

My additions …

· There has been no earthquake recorded since Khali’s last visit to India .

· Global warming is bullshit its Khali’s anger which is melting all those Ice.

· Moon is actually a comet not a satellite. It is revolving around earth waiting for khali to vanish.

· According to a survey there are 15% Indians who sleep empty stomach every night. This figure was 14% until Khali was born.

· Khali don’t believe in match fixing. Because he doesn’t believe in any word he can’t understand.

· To ease the communication problem, Khali got a small intercom setup on his body.

· Khali don’t run fast, because every time he does so, he ends up at the place he started.

· Khali doesn’t mind what I write, he can’t read actually.

PS: – Completed One month stay at Delhi.

PS: — PG’s tag is under processing.

PS: — Met a long lost friend yesterday after 14 years, had so much to talk, unfortunately meeting was short.

PS: —- less than 1 month left for me to become super busy from super vella.

PS: —– A good post by somani here, IIIT is moving a step further with every batch.

PS: —— OK BYE …

PS

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10 Responses to “The great Khali — er”

  1. Vishnu May 5, 2008 at 5:25 am #

    This is such a lame copy of the chuck norris phenomenon. I wish they would stop rather than embarrassing themselves.

  2. Intutius May 5, 2008 at 7:59 pm #

    Really srry, but I was wondering if all these points are originally written by you??

    Anways, this post rokz..!

  3. Ankit May 6, 2008 at 9:28 am #

    @vishnu
    true … but i don’t think even 10% of MTV viewers even know who Chuck Norris is, his one lines are secondary … So, in time when music directors are shamelessly copying the top English chart buster songs, this seems minor 😀

    @Intutius
    actually the one’s under “my additions” are written by me … rest are shamelessly copied from MTV … 😀

  4. Bhanukiran May 7, 2008 at 5:31 am #

    Well i am a person who sees a lot of wwe and yeah Khali’s matches also, He is much stronger than any of his opponents but he is not able to match their quick wittedness and cheating skills 😦 . Thanx to Star Nyuj Hindi Khali has become an icon in India :O .

    PS The additions were great should give them to some news reporter 😀

  5. ShArK May 7, 2008 at 8:43 pm #

    Tu bhi “ishtar nooj” ki tarah the great khali ki publicity mein laga hai 😛

  6. bubbleonfire May 15, 2008 at 8:03 am #

    I find the whole Khali craze very funny. The media following him around like he has achieved something huge for his country is just ridiculous.

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