Orkut’s Worst 5 pickup lines !!

24 Dec

It’s been almost 3.5  years since i’ve joined Orkut (a social networking site). I found almost all my long lost friends there. But this post is not about thanking Mr. Orkut Büyükkökten, although I m thankful to him :D.


Orkut has served as a great dwelling place for all the cyber Romeos. And as always some are smart, some are lame … but to make it to the worst 5 u got be the lamest …


Well here are the worse 5 I came across…



At No. 5 we have

Mr. Kunal


hi poooooooooo mujhse dosti karogi?
aap soch rahi hongi ki aap to mujhe

janti bhi nahin hain phir mujhse dosti

kaise karengi?
Koi baat nahin , jab hum is duniya

mein aate hain to kisi ko nahin jante,

par jaise jaise bade hote hain waise

waise naye naye rishte aur dost bante

jate hain, hai na , am i right?
aur jab tak kisi se dosti nahi karogi tab

tak use janoge kaise?

Dosti karogi na?
Is it possible or Impossible?

Don’t say impossible bcause the wrd

impossible says itself that
am i right…………..

(yawn!!  Is that a pick up line or pickup passage?)






No. 4

Mr. Kabir



Hello, mam

We have not met, but I m sure u are very beautyfull as your pic.

And aapak nature bhi bahut accha hoga.

Pata tab chalega Jab main aapse miloonga,

Miloonga tab jab dosti hogi …

So, make my friend.

(And this was a testimonial)





No. 3

Mr. Ranjeet


im frm idgah hills
can we guys b gud frndz

(Dude it’s a gal … you are a guy … come on  focus)




No. 2



dude you look so sweet 

can we make franz

(Now you are killing me !! dude –> guy  ….. no gal … “Gee you  why”  guy)

(And the second line … don’t get me started on that …!)


And now,



No. 1

every 3rd Romeo


Hi, I wanna to make friendships with you.

(Yes!! finally you said it … i m sure all the ladies are dying to read those golden words)



Congratulations to all the winners … n I’ll be back soon with worst 5 punch lines of hi5. Till then keep checking this space.



PS :- Thought of linking to their profiles, but that would be a little too much i guess.

PS :– Will be out to Bangalooru from 25-28th … 

PS :— 2009 is here …. god … its almost the end of another decade.

PS :—- if u have not already then plz go n read this one … my stomach is still paining because of the uncontrolled laughing. 

PS :—– Any one know bout an in budget newyear party ?? 

PS :—– Ok Baai !! 

26 Responses to “Orkut’s Worst 5 pickup lines !!”

  1. Kulbir Saini December 24, 2008 at 7:59 am #

    Nice collection yaar!!!

  2. obelix December 24, 2008 at 8:36 am #

    finally something to read …

    yes, i know its very hypocritical of me to ask for more but we want more

  3. shashank December 24, 2008 at 8:52 am #

    “in budget” party depends on your budget :P.

  4. @nks December 24, 2008 at 9:11 am #

    @kulbir … 😀

    @obelix … srsly … it’s been so long since your last post … make some time for us.

    @shashank… say around 1000 bucks .. !!

  5. Karan December 25, 2008 at 6:19 am #

    Haha.. Good one

  6. Ghost Runner December 26, 2008 at 4:21 am #


  7. Ashish Gourav January 8, 2009 at 3:58 pm #

    It’s true buddy!!!
    I knw this is quite common as some of my female friends say… 😛

  8. Ayesha January 10, 2009 at 10:54 am #

    I was sick of such scraps that’s why I left! 😛

  9. Bored Sub January 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm #

    I have a series on my blog called Orkut Gems.

  10. Sasidhar January 12, 2009 at 7:39 am #

    damn funny 🙂

  11. KhanBhai January 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm #

    Abe ye bata .. tujhe ye sab mille kaha se .. btw .. itne profile visit karne ke baat … tune bina (s)crap likhe to aaya nahi hoga 😮

  12. Myd January 15, 2009 at 9:24 am #

    damn cool idea! shall copy 😀

  13. @nks January 15, 2009 at 10:30 am #

    @karan,baba nd sasidhar … 🙂

    @ ashish : yeh these are collected from some of my female frnds scrap book

    @ayesha : well now you can put restriction on who can send a scrap to you in orkut …

    @bored sub: yeh i browsed through them … some of them are superbly hilarious

    @khan bhai : main scrap kevel un logon ko choodi jinhone aisi *$%$%& scraps likhi thi … 😀

  14. Kido May 10, 2009 at 11:21 am #

    LOL 😀

  15. huzefa September 29, 2009 at 12:02 pm #

    awesome man!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. varun October 17, 2009 at 9:16 am #

    fudu Salia ….

    • neeraj shrimali December 9, 2009 at 9:29 am #

      bhai yaar kya baat hai nice collection

  17. online stock trading advice January 10, 2010 at 11:58 pm #

    Super-Duper site! I am loving it!! Will come back again – taking your feeds too now, Thanks.

    I’m Out! 🙂

  18. hhhhhhhhhhh January 23, 2010 at 8:22 pm #

    gaand marao, tu bada smart hai kya, photo dekha tera chutiye, chutiya lag raha hai sale.

    • @nks January 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm #

      kunal, kabeer, ranjeet or rajesh .. which one is you .. seriously i m dying to find out 😛

  19. LaafatLife March 1, 2010 at 12:45 pm #

    :O :O Saad Akhtar?! Read your blog?? And directed yours from his website?!

    Hail! Hail!

    • @nks March 3, 2010 at 11:21 am #

      yeh … my moment of fame 🙂

  20. nishant March 7, 2010 at 2:22 pm #

    lol this is funny yaar

  21. kamal March 31, 2010 at 10:48 am #

    oye ………..hahahah

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