If u have never heard about “Rakhi Sawant ka Swayamvar”, then please do me a favor and jump off the roof of your building. And if you are sleazy or lazy enough to not compile my request then you can read bout it here .
Once it so happened that I clicked on this youtube link which directed me to NDTV imagine’s youtube page, and I ended up watching all the RSS (read as rakhi sawant’s swayamvar) episode’s there and I am not ashamed of my deed.
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The show tells you about the Indian culture; how the princes from different states used to compete with each other to woo the princess with biggest Brr…. I mean Heart in the whole nation. Its like the mythological serial with modern character, “rakhi devi ko dekhte hi saath man bakti bhavna se oot prot ho jaata hai” something of that sort.
If that reason didn’t work for you … then think about this…
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The show is trying really hard to increase the awareness about a serious social issue, i.e. Female Infanticide. Seriously now you can clearly see how worse the conditions are in India when 16 (gabru naujawan) Handsome Hunks (all puns intended) has to contest with each other to marry … Rakhi … yes … the Rakhi Sawant. So, we should all watch the serial to promote such noble cause, devi Rakhi has come up with.
I hope you are convinced now…
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If still not, then please please please watch it for the poor aspiring actors (to be rakhi’s groom), they have sacrificed so much to come in limelight. I mean actually signed up to “might be lawfully wedded husband” of The Rakhi Sawant. They are either out of their mind or really really desperate.
I m really sympathetic to all of them … which so much capability and originality going without notice.
Some of my favorites, in increasing order of their “pwnaapa”
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Lurrrv Khanna: comparing Raki ji to sita mayyia … How original … so deep … heart pondering … hamana hamana hamana
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Man – moh- na tivaari :I just love this guy … giving amma ka kangan … *sob* *sob* kya senti shayari … more *sob* *sob*
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Ass-Win Chowdharee : “Oh maai gaad, amai-zzing … same color ” I m fan of his dialogue delivery. every time he say’s “amaizzing” a hot gal dies of the exposer to mere amazingness …
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Shit-is jain : I bow to thy awesomeness just love his expression at 0:35 of the video and the pose at 0:38 killer baap …
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Alright, that’s all I could do to persuade you … if you still feel like giving this show a skip… then read the PS….
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PS : The best thing about the show is, it proves why they call the TV an Idiot Box.
nothin... much 
i’m sorry, i’m not drunk enough at 3:30 in office to watch crap like this
Haha…Nice articulation of Rakhi Sawant Ka Swayamwar. I’m going home today, so probably watch it.
And yeah..the lame attempt works! 😉
Rakhi ji ke vishal Brr…. i mean, hriday ko to dekhiye jo woh un 16 handsome hunks ko apne swayamwar ka avsar pradaan kar rahi hain.
Well, it is surprising (read it as shocking) how she could find 16 people on Earth to participate. Our countrymen have once again stretched their levels of desperation to earn their bread (or lose something). All I can say is, may the best man win over the beauty who is in fact the beast.
rakhi, you are a such a lyer gril ,aap na hi intellient hai na hi polite hai , na hi ek aachi wife ban sakti hai,na hai ek recpectful person ban sakti hai,b,coz kyoki swayamber main jo ki pranav sabse enosent lagta tha aapne use nikal diya hai,aapse koi bhi saddi ke purpes se nahi aaya hai,sub fam,glamour etc.ke liye aaya hai,for example, luv kahhna aapse saddi karne nahi aaya hai,aapka majak udata hai,kyoki aap nosenc ladki ho,cheap ladki ho,mika ne sahi kha tha ,mamohan aapka majak udata hai,bo u.p.kya sochta hai ye aapko nahi pata hai,swayamber me kapil is best person ,aap swayamber finish karo aur kapil se saddi karo,kyoki bo actul husband hai.baki sub fargi hai,samji fool gril,
I really love to watch Indian TV shows. India is booming in a media industry. But I did not know as we copy everything from western country, that makes our indian culture down. Let talk about TV show. Man it’s business. Indian audience are so kind and innocent, so any kind of really show it’s a free of cost to them. People like to watch TV in a free time no matter what comes on TV.
Now let’s talk about swayamvar. what is meaning of swayamvar. Why old and king timer used to do this. Because King want to find out about groom make sure he not a gay. To find out groom has all those capability to fight in the war. In the Rakhi show. Why the hell she need to do all stunt for all so call grooms.What you think you will find strong guy who will protect you from kissing in a party like mikka, my foot. The way you are darling it will happened again. watch carefully, the announcement before show start. She was looking a groom who has capability like SRK, Salman and Amir. In the middle of show, She does not care if her husband has no money, car and big house, but he should honest and listen rakhi(which mean she buying a husband without ball. Where the hell this two theory match. This is fact by rakhi, she is a really show personality, so call item girl. She was never be an actress and will be. I think India is developing and growing in a men and women prospect, they respecting both same. but here looks like women is more powerful then men, she is ready to use hand(slap) on men all time. Long story sort, I don’t think she design to get marry with common men. She just putting a gun on guys shoulder to finish this journey. I really feel sorry for this future groom who damage their religious and family value just to get marry rakhi.(I think world will be finish) I feel sorry for groom’s parents. I think groom’s and his family not bring a item girl home, but she will buy a groom to mumbai. It’s enough man. I can’t talk to good about her. I hope it won’t a another version swayamvar part-2. Big time Cross finger guys.
wtf @rakhi
ROFL…too good! And I agree word by word, have no clue as to why so many ppl r fighting for out of all ppl “rakhi sawant”!
simple reason, cheap publicity ..
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ROFL! We started watching it and now can’t stop – it is so hilarious!!! It takes corniness to new levels 🙂
Loved the PS 🙂 So apt 🙂
RAKHI WHAT R U DOING
RAKHI KO ME TO HANDAL KAHTA HO
KYOKI ISKI SKAL LADKO JAISI LAGTI HAI
AGAR YE MUJE FUCK KARNE KE LIYE BOLE TO BHI ME ISE NAHI KARU
CHI….. GANDI
JO BHI IS SE SHADI KARAGA
WAH APNA CARIER KHARAB KAREGA
DJ
she sucks
As per Mention All above comment, I am Not agree with all of them first of all They have to see what they are & no body have No right to say anything wrong about anyone. as per my. Opinion rakhi is Very straight forward Girl , independent & she can be a good wife & good Mother. Manhohar / ilesh They Both Are good men.
rakhi sawant is very good dancer.i like show very much
hi rakhi, as permention all of comments i m not agree kisi bhi insaan ko kisi dusare ke baare main aisa kuch galat nahi bolna chahiye jo uski bhavanao ko chot pahunchaye hum sabki hi laife main bahut kuch acha ya bura hota hai so please kisi ke bare main bolne se pahle sabhi apne aap ko pehchan le and rakhi tumne yeh sahi step liya hai jab ladke wale hume dekhne aate hai tab woh bhi to hum kitni hi sawal jawab karte to hum ladkiyon jab moka mila hai hum kyun na kare or haan baki sab ka to mujhe pata nahi but manmohan or manas mujhe tumhare liye sahi match lagte hai. or baaki tumhari life ki baat hai tum better soch sakti ho but please care fully yeh puri life ka decision hai im watching your show daily and i m waiting ki tumhara dulha koun banehga best of luck rakhi
aap ke comment mujhe bahut aache lagi me apse doste karna chatee huu kya aap kar chate hai to mere id par message reply jarur karna ok.my self khushi.
hi rakhi
u r looking so sweet.can u tell me ur age?????? plz
and tell me when will u start second swaimvar.i also want to join ur commedy serial.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can’t stop laughing..i feel exactly the same..wat a comedy WTF HAHAHA tiffen ka dabba hai jo ise bhi dediya aur use bhi dediya….halwa hai kya lol…chandi bhi hoon u spell it wrong rakhi u should have said chaddi bhi hoon jo sabke kammar ke nechae fit rehsaktiyo…Fucking crap with not more than 55 size tits fucking ares.
very very bore programme.jab se yeh show suru hua hai hum sab logo ne ndimage tv dekhna hi band kar diya hai. very very cheap girl rakhi sawant.she is very very dirty girl in the world.we all hate rakhi. NDIMAGE TV NE YEH PROGRAMME SURU KARKE APNE VIEUERS KO NIRASH HI KIYA HAI.SHE IS VERY BAD GIRL.SHE KNOW NOTHING,ONLY SHE DO FOR PUBLICITY.
she had a live in relationship with abhishek sawant and the whole world knows it. now she is saying i haven’t done anything of that sort. well the person who marries rakhi will go thru a lot of hell. hope god will save all these boys
rakhi tum sirf sex mai viswas rakhti ho aur dunia mai koi tumhe pyar nahi karta sab bus tumhe use karna jante hai
What a crap show …..
Indians should grow up and come out with something sensible ….
For god sake … Rakhi is nothing but a whore and these people compare her with Sita maiya ……… omg please give me a break ……
if these guys dont understand hinduism then atleast not disrespect it ……
Rakhi sawant, the director and producer of this show should be SHOT …
Dude, this one is a copy from US serials on VH1… I have been watching those junks being abroad.. and in India non other than Rakhi can afford to do this serial.. trust me.. she is the right pick 😛
I think, Rakhi ka swayamvar serial is one of the worst serial broadcasted till date on the air.
Rakhi might have thought that there are thousands of boys who want to marry her but frankly speaking she does not have anything special so that a guy may run behind her for marrying her.
First of all, Rakhi is not at all beautiful,
Secondly, She is not a big celebrity (Like Aishwarya rai).
Third, She is not rich.
Fourth, She does not belongs to a good family
Fifth, She may not be virgin.
If Aishwarya rai would have been at the place of Rakhi sawant, there would have been a stempede at the outside of studio.
All the candidate of the serials have came to get the easy fame and now they are finding safe escape from the serial.
ye itni badi nautankibaaj hai. aur ye characterloose bhi hai iski shakal se pata chalta hai…
all goroms are handsome…
in saare ladko ko koi aur ladki nahi mili thi kya..
waise ye pakaa hai saare ke saare popular jaroor ho gaye…..
agar isse kisi ne shaadi kar bhi lee to jyada nahi chalegi…….
isne saare ladke apnio age se kam ke salect kiye ye 31 saal ki hai
budhhi kharaab hai sab ki
4 god sake she iz a sket n shez not even real man nher titz her lipz her face is all fake even her hair n the guyz r really desprete n show that there not from good familiyz there all characterless and she was with abishaik 4 3years so how was she a virgin and she makez all these face on the show like she needz a pooh man lol
Pls if these guys really wants to marry Rakhi..they can probably ask atleast once to b wothout make-up cos i think she wont be on make up all 24 hours…thn would see how those contestants react…BICHARE dum dabake bhaag jayenge…….One thing I wont understand..she herself is nt perfect at all y is she judging these persons…and who gave tht right to do tht???these contesttants belongs to such a good family bkgruound….well HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE OUT FROM THT SHOW MEANS GOD GVE U SECOND CHANCE TO SURVIVE PEACEFULL…………………..
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And it’s disgusting to watch the show isn’t it?!
That’s what I said and there were some people who have made such cheap comments on my site. I was shocked.
well … thats what internet is about … expressing oneself more freely …
and human being haven been known for misusing freedom. since so long …
I have nothing personal against rakhi … actually i admire her skills, how she always manage to stay in lime light …
but yeh .. the show is a painful treat … u can’t bear it at least when one is in his normal sense…
hiiii
rakhi u r a very sweet girl and good dancer ur hair is very beautiful i like ur smile so plz i waana tailk 2 u
plz reply my message ok ………apne liye good husband search karna jo sirf tumshe pyar kare na ke tumhare kaam se i every people knows u r well stablised aaj kal sab yahi chahate hai but apne liye vahi husband search karna jo sirf tumhe like kare ok …..best of luck …..byyyyyyyy wish u happy married life……?
Rakhi Sawant ka swayamvar is absolute nonsense.
rakhi ka swayamvar is bilkol bakwar. saare ke saare nautankibaaz hai. NDTV Imagine, is show ke producer/director/rakhi sawant aur bache hua 4 ladko ko umar kaid ke saaza dedenichahiye taki inki shakal kabhi na nazar aaye. Rakhi sawant jaise ladki joh khud asal mein sunder nahin aur uski body plastic surgery ki hi den hai woh apna aap ko maa sita se compare karti hai.uski asliyat to sabko pata hai. yeh sab milkar maa sita, bhagwan ram aur is hindu samaj ka apman kar rahe hai. accha to yeh koga ke in sabko goli mar do taki yeh maar jayen aur narak mein jayee.
rakhi sawant se zyaada cheap ladki shayad hi iss duniye mein koi hoegi. woh itne gande kapde pahan rahi hai iss show mein, woh itna zarurat se zyada makeup kar rahi hai, bilkul mardnuma bandar lag rahi hai. uska chalna, bathna, hasna, batein karne ka dhang sab maha chippad hai. usko english mein toh waise bhi baat nahin karni chahiye kyonki woh is bhasha mein baat karke bhasha ka hi mazaak uda rahi hai. woh is show mein apni maa,baap,bhai.bahan sabko ganda keh rahi hai aur ladko ke maa , baap , bhai , bahan ko dekhne aur samjhna chahti hai. koi bhi ladka agar is adhe mard adhi aurat se shaadi karta hai to uske ghar ke logo ko atmahatya karlene padega kyunki jo apne garkelogo ko sare aam badnam kar rahi hai woh dusre ko logo ko kya chodegi. is rakhi sawant ko to desh se hi nikaal dena chahiye
LOLOL dude what comments on your post!
HOW COME RAKHI DON’T WANT A GIRLFIREND IN ANY OF THE DULHAS LIFE?
SHE CAN HAVE BOYFRIENDS IN HER PAST LIFE BUT DON’T WANT IN MANMOHAN OR OTHER DULHAS LIFE?
KYA WOMEN OF THE INDIA(AS SHE TELLS). DOH AANSOO BAHA DIYA AUR KEH DIYA KI MAIN GUININE HOON.
MANMOHAN MIGHT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BUT NOW HE WANTS TO MARRY AND WANTS TO LEAD A GOOD LIFE WITH RAKHI, DON’T SHE HAD ABHISHEK OR MICAH IN HER PAST LIFE?
@ Ashwin Chaudhary guy, he’s runs his own marriage bureau. And he has to come to this show to find himself a bride! =))
LOL! Rakhi Sawant is the ‘Meera’ of India 😀
Thank goodness I don’t watch such shows anymore!!!
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