I demand a separate State too

9 Dec

Have been following the TRS and KCR kartoots and it made me realize that if they can demand for a new state for them selves as they’ve been discriminated all along. I think I’ve all the right to do that too …

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So i Demand a new separate state for Left-Handers, after all there are almost 60-70 millions of us around.

The extent of discrimination and humiliation we’ve to go through is inexplicable. These “Righties” have made every thing so so convenient for them forgetting about our existence.

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They use their right palm to shake hands, pointing at some one, making air figures, man to hand thingie and all such cool things.

But they’ll use their left hand to ask for lift, or jerk it to say ok tata bye bye,Β  and Indians … they use left hand for to wash them off after doing …. oh my god i can’t even say that … Its such disgrace to the left hand …

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Tell me how many of you have to write notes in class sitting on chair with notebook support on right. And don’t get me stated on the right handed guitars, scissors, mouse, golf clubs, tin-openers, potato peelers, corkscrews, rulers, number keys on keyboards, watches, chequebooks, boomerangs, measuring cups and pencil sharpeners … the list goes on and on …

Even firearms are designed considering the right-handed person in mind, so that left-handed junta will not be able to use them properly for their protection. I am telling you, its all a well planned conspiracy to wipe out the left-handed population from the face of earth.

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They call us, south-paw (US), crack-handed (British), khabbo (India), sinitera (latin), gauche (french) and what not.

Given that we lefties earn more and hence pay more taxes then the “right” counterpart. And what are they spending in on … more “righties” favorable products.

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But not any more, come my left-handed fellows … lets show this world our true power, let us call for a band, destroy some public property and probably make some retard to go on an “amaran anshaan” too. But we’ll get a new state for us too ….

And if government is stupid enough to agree, we’ll start fighting for a separate country.

We shall call out party …

TRS (These Righties Sucks)

and I’ll be your leader

KCR (Krusty Crab Rambo)

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I’ve one last question to ask these filthy righties …. why is that you can “rightly write right from your right hand” but we can’t “leftly left left from our left hand

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I m just a human being like you all left handed people …Β  Only that I ask questions ……

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25 Responses to “I demand a separate State too”

  1. Kunal December 9, 2009 at 10:26 am #

    great satire!

  2. srideepti December 9, 2009 at 10:42 am #

    that was very funny!!! nice post!! enjoyed reading it πŸ™‚
    For a simple reason that u are a left handie, u are demanding for a separate state. That way, I demand a separate state for e-bike riders πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    • @nks December 10, 2009 at 7:07 am #

      go .. on .. u should … lets break the country into tiny pieces of 1sqkm area

  3. rahul December 9, 2009 at 2:38 pm #

    Do lefties use their right hand to do the “unmentionable”?

    Southpaw is a cool title btw and yeah, you guys desperately need a separate country with custom manufacturing plants.

    • @nks December 10, 2009 at 7:08 am #

      I for one … has something else to do that job … πŸ˜€

  4. LaafatLife December 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm #

    Hahahaha!!!!! More than anything else, I like the satire on KCR and TRS. Well done. Great work!

    (Thanks for the comments on my blog.)

  5. Pratibha December 9, 2009 at 5:55 pm #

    I love reading ur posts ….they bring a big smile on my face….n this one was v. good.

    • @nks December 10, 2009 at 7:20 am #

      thanks, i didn’t know u read my blog πŸ™‚

  6. Manish December 9, 2009 at 10:19 pm #

    Awesome post!!
    Lefties ke adhikaron tak to theek tha but “THESE RIGHTIES SUCK” kyun?
    Righties ne kya bigada hai lefties ka….
    Apni suvidha ke liye cheez banana to apradh nahin hai..:P

    • @nks December 10, 2009 at 7:09 am #

      but they are using our hard earned monies to do that … that’s totally unacceptable

  7. CyberS1ren December 10, 2009 at 5:01 am #

    “Aamaran Anshan”… nice…

    Now we need no conspiracy to wipe lefties out πŸ˜›

  8. Pramathesh Borkotoky December 10, 2009 at 5:11 am #

    Hey! you stole my idea from my head. Now, I feel sorry for shaving my head. πŸ˜›
    The only thing that is made for lefties is to easily copy and paste. (ZXCV, all are in left side)
    Demand for lefty state is our right.:P

    • @nks December 10, 2009 at 7:10 am #

      so true … my brother from another mother πŸ™‚

  9. skp December 10, 2009 at 5:38 am #

    Gud one Anks !

    btw I am ambidextrous 😦 desh nikala hi hona hai hamara to …

    • @nks December 10, 2009 at 7:18 am #

      oww no … you could be great asset. like the mix breed of lycans and vampires from Underworld. Could be our spy as soon as we get our own state/country :D.

  10. Pramathesh Borkotoky December 10, 2009 at 5:44 am #

    @skp
    You are a double dealer????? πŸ˜›

  11. LaafatLife December 10, 2009 at 5:57 am #

    Hey… I really liked your post. I’m working on one right now. Can I link yours to it? πŸ˜‰

    Deepti.

    • @nks December 10, 2009 at 7:11 am #

      sure … i would be glad

  12. Pankaj Saini December 10, 2009 at 8:20 am #

    ROFL after reading the post… though the issues raised sound rather genuine πŸ˜€ … may be after all Lefties would get a state πŸ˜€

  13. CHAND December 10, 2009 at 11:17 am #

    Awesome … well written …

  14. Abheet December 10, 2009 at 12:06 pm #

    this one is another classic.. Lefties ki apni state.. only 1 guy on this earth can think that way!!

    • Pramathesh B December 10, 2009 at 2:08 pm #

      This is not true. There are many who think alike.
      πŸ˜›

  15. Ravi : Rana: Righti Rightly December 11, 2009 at 7:28 am #

    Hmmm,
    Good Take lefty left over left state or village whatever left for to u. πŸ˜€ And do whatever lefti work u wanted to do:P
    Well demand I support u with restriction πŸ˜›
    Yours rightly right counter part.
    πŸ™‚
    πŸ˜‰

  16. Abhishek Sainani December 14, 2009 at 8:55 am #

    Awesome… I bet this is one of the best posts I’ve ever read on current events… I bow to thy excellence! πŸ™‚

  17. Pawan December 14, 2009 at 12:05 pm #

    Superb post!
    The best I have read about the telangana issue and that too in a new light πŸ™‚

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