cutest, sweetest, lovely and an adorable post

5 Jan

After years of research, I’ve finally come up with the ultimate post of the decade which is so immensely powerful that It’s capable of getting attention of the prettier half of mankind (By that i mean Females my g33k friends). Well almost all of them. Here it goes…

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There once was beautiful city, in the rainbow land. Which was ruled by unicorn, so pretty and pink that the only thing which was more chweet then it, was the deep black eyes of Edward Cullen from the twilight. And the king had a soft white teddy bearie as its sweety pie.Β In their shiny purple fortress lived chocolaty Ranbir Kapoor, Awesome singer Miley Cyrus, Best couple Ken and Barbie, Mighty Power Puff Girls and of course the glittering shoe fairy.

There was no hatred every one loved each other, except obviously poor Shahid’s heart breaker bad makeup Kareena Kapoor and her badly dressed boyfriend Saif.

There was so much love around, every one hug each other in the morning, give compliments for their new designer clothes and branded accessories, share lovely giggles and talk about absence of caring, sensitive and cute males in the world except of course the Joanas Brothers.

Life was pleasant their, and the story starts and end on happy note…


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PS :- Ha Ha Ha … I laugh at you other blogger trying hard to get comments from so very few female reader out there….

PS :– Even totally unrelated picture which I’ve put, is irresistibly cute (pic lifted from here).

PS:– The post which I have written is so outstandingly superior then the awesomeness of “One night at call center – By Chetan Bhagat”. That I m dying of the mere pressure of my spectacularity.

PS:— And No… I m not gay …

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12 Responses to “cutest, sweetest, lovely and an adorable post”

  1. srideepti January 5, 2010 at 10:00 am #

    remove this post for God’s sake πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

  2. ORB January 5, 2010 at 10:10 am #

    this is the new shit! stand up and admit!
    — Marylin Manson

    • @nks January 8, 2010 at 8:03 am #

      sorry but i again failed to understand your comment … the great ORB ….

  3. Santosh January 6, 2010 at 3:29 am #

    BAKWAAS BAND KAR …. :p

  4. LaafatLife January 8, 2010 at 7:28 am #

    Hahaha! You know.. individually each fact on its own is quite true..

    Dude. You write great satire. πŸ™‚

    • @nks January 8, 2010 at 7:57 am #

      thanks finally a positive comment … i hope it’s not sarcasm πŸ˜€

  5. Ayesha January 19, 2010 at 11:11 am #

    Hehehehe enjoyed it! ‘Bad makeup Kareena’ That’s so true! πŸ˜€

    Oh and the picture is so cute! πŸ˜›

  6. ark1992 June 27, 2010 at 9:31 am #

    nice one..u made my day today!!

    • @nks June 28, 2010 at 9:01 am #

      glad to know that πŸ™‚

  7. megadivo June 1, 2012 at 11:55 pm #

    your the one that been doing these kinds of pics
    by these kinds of pics i mean: pictures with black around it and white words making it funny and stuff.
    if you are hope you know i see your pics everywhere O_O
    ↨ – A FACE WITH BIG EYE BALLS-
    O_O

  8. Mckenzie June 1, 2012 at 11:58 pm #

    so cute! i want to sqeeezz them!

  9. Justin Bieber June 1, 2012 at 11:59 pm #

    Nice, my gf likes things like these

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