40 questions

23 Feb

1. My uncle once: made me attend Asha Ram Bapu’s Pravachan, It turned out to be much painful then digging up the ground and hiding his body in the backyard ….

2. Never in my life: I’ve lied . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After 4 pegs of Scotch.

3.When I was five: I used to believe kids are born when you marry a girl and hug her.

4.High School was: full of teenage stupidity, wish i’ve not been the sane one around.

5.I will never forget: the time I told some one that i bought chocolates for her, because they were lying in my house and I had to finish them …. aaargh …. isstoopid …

6.I once met: my doppelganger, later realized that I was drunk and was looking at a mirror.

7. There’s this girl I know who: is a big movie star, unfortunately she don’t know me 😦

8. Once, at a bar: i saw a guy with no hands drinking. Later I realized it was dark, he was black …. and I m racist 😀

9. By noon, I’m usually: in office, tweeting or writing such random posts.

10. Last night: will not be “last night” tomorrow.

11. If only I had: the address of stacy’s house ….

parental guidance adviced … 😉

12. Next time I go to the Temple: I promise not to steal shoes and sandals, unless of-course they are new and branded.

13. Rakhi Sawant: Is the best (RS) thing that has happened to the Indian Television since Ramanand Sagar.

14. What worries me most: is the condition of poor, hungry, and undernourished kids in Northern Africa and models in North America.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: a laptop, a desktop, a palmtop and a cyborg living in harmony.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: A so called white board, which has run out space to accumulate any more black, blue, green or red ink marks.

17. You know I’m lying when: when I can see the fan, without turning my head up.

18. What I miss most about the nineties: mile sur mera tumahra, was shorter and better.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: langada tyagi bahubali …. (Othello –> Omkaara 😀 )

20. By this time next year: I’ll be at the same place, writing same shit over and over again.

21. A better name for me would be: shri shri 1008 ankiteshwar maharaj

22. I have a hard time understanding: things I don’t really understand.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: beat up that fat bully from class 3rd and buy infinite many flag candies and won’t share it with any one.

24. You know I like you if: I try and ignore you or say stupid thing out of nervousness.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: the person who made sure Kanye West is not around.

26. Sachin Tendulkar, Mozart, Sonia Gandhi & Ronaldo: none of them, it has be Dada Kondake for making such master piece…

27.Take my advice, never: be a straight man in a gay world.

28. My ideal breakfast is: human brainz

29. A song I love, but do not own is: yaaron maine panga le liye – Altaf Raja

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: not to mention my current location to certain people

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: microchips with salsa sauce

32. Why won’t people: leave Britney spears alone ?

33.If you spend the night at my house: you’ll be awarded with this …

34. I’d stop my wedding for: Any gal hotter than the one I would be marrying 😛

35. The world could do without: Gracy Singh, no no, not because she was the boring side kick in Munna bhai MBBS and Lagan or because she could only weep properly in her TV series Amanat.  But coz of the mere fact that she couldn’t  even come close to the awe-fucking-someness of Kamal khan in Deshdrohi …

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: buying the ticket to watch “My Name is Khan”

37. My favorite blonde is: Blondes are dumb … i not like dumb … i favorite brunet … they have big B’s …  brains i mean ee haa … !!

38: Paper clips are more useful than: The breaking news updates from India TV, Aaj tak  and Star News combined.

39. If I do anything well, it’s: definitely not me…

40. And by the way: I’ve successfully wasted your 20 min. And you will never get it back …. and here i present you with my sadistic laughter muhahaha  muhahaha !!

PS :- Another tag shamelessly lifted from here.

PS :– stole some pics from here and here.

PS :— Of course its a tag post … so i’ve to tag fellow blogger … i tag –> Laaf@life, ORB, Ayesha , Shark , sultan , abhishek , Pankaj and of-course all other readers … of this blog 🙂

PS :—- yu ki note karne vaali baat yeh hai, ki maine un sabko tag kiya hai jinke comments mujhe history main dikhe … individual blog links search karna is such a pain 😀

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10 Responses to “40 questions”

  1. hellboy February 23, 2010 at 9:56 am #

    i guess the “movie star” is jenna ? 😛 ..

    • @nks February 24, 2010 at 12:07 pm #

      she’s not a movie star … not main stream at least 😀

  2. LaafatLife February 23, 2010 at 4:44 pm #

    Hahaha!! Complete LOL! #win

  3. Handa February 24, 2010 at 10:05 am #

    Hahaha! brilliantly written.

  4. Ayesha February 24, 2010 at 10:11 am #

    That was hilarious!

    Thanks for tagging me but I doubt I’d ever come up with such spontaneous and witty replies! 😀

  5. Narendra Sinha February 24, 2010 at 10:46 am #

    Nice one buddy !!

  6. Deepti February 26, 2010 at 7:04 am #

    Errr.. Questions!!
    1. What is tagging?
    2. Why… Did u tag me? And so many ppl along with me? Also included, does this mean I have to tag u back?
    3. Has it got anything to do with the social n/w site ‘tagged’?
    4. You say, “Of course its a tag post”. Are there any signs of identification that I missed?
    5. Did u ever tag before? Why have u suddenly decided to tag?

    Phew!

    Ok now, please answer.

    • @nks February 26, 2010 at 7:31 am #

      Answers
      1. A Tag, is like an alpa particle for Uranium 235 triggers a chain reaction creating more such tags.

      2. I tagged you coz … i can. and u’ve to just link back to this post… can tag anyone else but me 🙂

      3. a Big nope

      4. yeh i updated it later.

      5. i’ve done this auspisious task in past … please refer the category “tag post” for further reference.

      dhnayavaad

  7. ORB February 28, 2010 at 6:43 am #

    Stacy’s mom has got it going on 😀
    i super LOLed at LEAVE BRITNEY SPEARS ALONE!!!
    and yeah, Gracy Singh is fat

    thanks 4 tagging moi 🙂

  8. Vega March 6, 2010 at 8:15 am #

    Good one !

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