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40 questions

23 Feb

1. My uncle once: made me attend Asha Ram Bapu’s Pravachan, It turned out to be much painful then digging up the ground and hiding his body in the backyard ….

2. Never in my life: I’ve lied . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After 4 pegs of Scotch.

3.When I was five: I used to believe kids are born when you marry a girl and hug her.

4.High School was: full of teenage stupidity, wish i’ve not been the sane one around.

5.I will never forget: the time I told some one that i bought chocolates for her, because they were lying in my house and I had to finish them …. aaargh …. isstoopid …

6.I once met: my doppelganger, later realized that I was drunk and was looking at a mirror.

7. There’s this girl I know who: is a big movie star, unfortunately she don’t know me 😦

8. Once, at a bar: i saw a guy with no hands drinking. Later I realized it was dark, he was black …. and I m racist 😀

9. By noon, I’m usually: in office, tweeting or writing such random posts.

10. Last night: will not be “last night” tomorrow.

11. If only I had: the address of stacy’s house ….

parental guidance adviced … 😉

12. Next time I go to the Temple: I promise not to steal shoes and sandals, unless of-course they are new and branded.

13. Rakhi Sawant: Is the best (RS) thing that has happened to the Indian Television since Ramanand Sagar.

14. What worries me most: is the condition of poor, hungry, and undernourished kids in Northern Africa and models in North America.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: a laptop, a desktop, a palmtop and a cyborg living in harmony.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: A so called white board, which has run out space to accumulate any more black, blue, green or red ink marks.

17. You know I’m lying when: when I can see the fan, without turning my head up.

18. What I miss most about the nineties: mile sur mera tumahra, was shorter and better.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: langada tyagi bahubali …. (Othello –> Omkaara 😀 )

20. By this time next year: I’ll be at the same place, writing same shit over and over again.

21. A better name for me would be: shri shri 1008 ankiteshwar maharaj

22. I have a hard time understanding: things I don’t really understand.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: beat up that fat bully from class 3rd and buy infinite many flag candies and won’t share it with any one.

24. You know I like you if: I try and ignore you or say stupid thing out of nervousness.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: the person who made sure Kanye West is not around.

26. Sachin Tendulkar, Mozart, Sonia Gandhi & Ronaldo: none of them, it has be Dada Kondake for making such master piece…

27.Take my advice, never: be a straight man in a gay world.

28. My ideal breakfast is: human brainz

29. A song I love, but do not own is: yaaron maine panga le liye – Altaf Raja

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: not to mention my current location to certain people

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: microchips with salsa sauce

32. Why won’t people: leave Britney spears alone ?

33.If you spend the night at my house: you’ll be awarded with this …

34. I’d stop my wedding for: Any gal hotter than the one I would be marrying 😛

35. The world could do without: Gracy Singh, no no, not because she was the boring side kick in Munna bhai MBBS and Lagan or because she could only weep properly in her TV series Amanat.  But coz of the mere fact that she couldn’t  even come close to the awe-fucking-someness of Kamal khan in Deshdrohi …

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: buying the ticket to watch “My Name is Khan”

37. My favorite blonde is: Blondes are dumb … i not like dumb … i favorite brunet … they have big B’s …  brains i mean ee haa … !!

38: Paper clips are more useful than: The breaking news updates from India TV, Aaj tak  and Star News combined.

39. If I do anything well, it’s: definitely not me…

40. And by the way: I’ve successfully wasted your 20 min. And you will never get it back …. and here i present you with my sadistic laughter muhahaha  muhahaha !!

PS :- Another tag shamelessly lifted from here.

PS :– stole some pics from here and here.

PS :— Of course its a tag post … so i’ve to tag fellow blogger … i tag –> Laaf@life, ORB, Ayesha , Shark , sultan , abhishek , Pankaj and of-course all other readers … of this blog 🙂

PS :—- yu ki note karne vaali baat yeh hai, ki maine un sabko tag kiya hai jinke comments mujhe history main dikhe … individual blog links search karna is such a pain 😀

let there be light on thy chat window

30 Nov

This is precise and unedited chat I had with one of my friend. And I think I was almost successful in annoying her to the extent she stopped replying (As she is well know for her skill of never giving up in an argument).

Her: have u sent me the invitation?

was it you
?
.
me: who knows ..
does that matter …
.
Her: hmmm
.
me: every thing around u is not indestructible …
.
Her: just like that i asked
😮
x-(
.
me: life is too short to ask such question
lets analyze what have we achieved in our life …
.
Her: (punch)
.
me: pointing fingers is easy …
.
Her: waaaaaaaaaaat
wat happened
who did that?
.
me: but remrmber when you point a finger at some one …
ther other three point at you
.
Her: wat happened?
😮
when did i point
??
x-(
have u gone crazy/
.
me: thats what appears to the whole world
the truth is …. i’ve realized …
i’ve realized the reason of life ..
there is not point in living this material life ..
.
Her: have u gone nute?
nuts*
.
me: who cares bout nuts … or butters .. or cakes…
its all just pleasure for some seconds …
and then its gone ..
its your soul which remains with you …
after all …
.
Her: (whew)
God save Ankit
.
me: not only me… god saves every one. .
even those who have devilish intentions …
he is watching each and every one of us
.
Her: Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
for God sake
instead of crazy
.
me: may lord shower his blessings on you
.
Her: plzzzz
now stoppp
.
me: the power of one .. is still unknown to the world ..
so they ignore him ..
or fear him ..
.
Her: x-(
.
me: don’t be afraid my child …
.
Her: i am not ur child
😮
.
me: he has the gentle hand of all … he wont hit you .. .only pat you …
.
Her: 😛
.
me: with his kindness
.
Her: (whew)
.
me: god bless you my child …. god bless you
And the child was gone  ….