Archive | August, 2006

oath for IIITians !!

26 Aug

As Jivan Vidhya is been made compulsory for the incoming students to IIIT. I think there should also be an oath taking ceremony for them after completion of course. So, I thought of some important points n wrote them down. If u guyz have any more then plz plz …. plz plz plz comment them!!

So , here it goes :

I, Champak Lal Bhumiya solemnly pledge myself to consecrate my 4 years to IIIT.

I’ll respect all of my respected teachers, will not!! Definitely not!! Imitate them!!
I’ll do all my assignments by myself n will never type SCP on keyboard again n always avoid group “teeping “.
I’ll never mess with the mess guy!! Sorry Aunty!! Even if they serve me, half backed flour instead of chapatti n some semi solid yellowish thing instead of curry.
I’ll always obey our great G4S guys, Sleeping around the campus (did I say sleeping!! ohh no no no … actually screening each n every one’s ID, except non-student!! obviously)
I’ll not give my friends bumps on their birthdays, (because if not today then may be tomorrow but your turn is going to come).
I’ll make MIT website as my Home page n will everyday read biography of at least one turing award winner!!
And the last one I’ll never ever play music with sound in hostel!!

Amen

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wht is love !!

22 Aug

I asked a question to some celebrities: WHAT is Love?? pyar kya hai ??
See what reply I got…

Manmohan singh : soniya ji se pooch ker bataoonga !!

Laloo Yadav : are humse pooch rahe hai !! yhe 9 baccha kahan se aaya , bataiye to zara ??

Atal Bihali
: are agar ………………………. humko pata hota !!……………………………………..to abhi tak kuvare hote kya !!

Siddu : love my friend is like a ball, you have to play carefully till it becomes old.

Then i asked some of my friends

Turbo : aann… sone de yaar, verna kal phir class miss ho jayegi.

Handa : abe tere pass aur koi kaam nahi hai kya. $%@#%@%#@$%

Jaiswal : are hum bole to the!! tum hamesha bool kyu jaate hoo ?

Ganand : What ?? kya ?? hunn…?? Blogs !!

Keser : well Daalmakhini n second my PC !!

Sica : abe frustoo hai kya !!

Akash : my cell definitely !!

Some of our beloved profs :-

Our former Dean : have you even opened the MIT site? Read …….writter’s ……….book. you ppl never think bout studies …….. always ………. Goes on n on !!

Mr. Director : first complete you Jivan Vidhya, then ask such philosiphical questions!

Dr. M B S : Excellent !!

N finally,

Dr. Rammurthi : How bout you?

as evey one is writing PS, so …….

i wont follow them sheepishly :p !!

felicity !!

16 Aug

This design came to my mind juss now. so did ctrl+C frm mind n Ctrl+V in paint brush.
……..



juss aiwai !!!

2 Aug

Mr. James Blunt knows the actuall condion of me. Thts why he sang this song just for me!!
cant sing for ya !! so njoy readin !!

My life is
brilliant.
My life is brilliant
My love is
pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I’m sure.

@nks : (Damm shure !! )

She
smiled at me on the subway.

@nks : well not xactly subway but lot of ppl pass frm thr !!

She was with another man.

@nks : unfortunatly tht’s true …

But I won’t lose no sleep on that,
‘Cause
I’ve got a plan.

@nks : ya !! seriuosly ..

You’re beautiful.
You’re beautiful.
You’re beautiful, it’s
true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I
don’t know what to do,
‘Cause I’ll never be
with you.

@nks : bitter truth of life !!

Yes, she caught my eye,
As we walked
on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking
high,
And I don’t think that I’ll see her
again,

@nks : this part is not true actually

But we shared a moment that will last ’till the
end.
You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
You’re beautiful, it’s true.
I saw your face in
a crowded place,
And I don’t know what to do,
‘Cause I’ll never be with you.

La la la
la la la la la la

You’re beautiful. You’re
beautiful.
You’re beautiful, it’s true.

There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she
thought up that I should be with you.
But it’s time to
face the truth,
I will never be with you.

@nks : haaye bederd zamaana !!