1. Don’t always accept your mistakes.
2. Keep the record of all the conversation you have with your colleagues.
3. Don’t ever cover up for others.
OR
simply … do opposite of what I do… !!
1. Don’t always accept your mistakes.
2. Keep the record of all the conversation you have with your colleagues.
3. Don’t ever cover up for others.
OR
simply … do opposite of what I do… !!
PS :- TOTALLY UNRELATED LINK : some awesome new optical illusions i came across few days back.
PS :– So missed a prof… back from college, while making this strip… (All Caps)
PS :— All the misspellings and screwed up grammer is intentional.
If you think wearing a skin tight T-shirts, tying handkerchief around neck, having mole on left cheek and whistling at any female passing by… makes you a Road side Romeo then you are still living in the 80s.
This one is just for you …
How to be a successful 21st century Road side Romeo
For Dummies
from then
to Now
Step 1: Stuff Needed …
Step 2: Getting ready…
Let’s start with your vehicle …
Have a bike; goto 1.
Have a Car; goto 2.
Have a cycle; stop reading right here and go watch Pokémon.
I think you are good to go now …
Steps and pickup lines to pataoofy a wuman … in the next issue of How to be a successful 21st century Road side Romeo for Dummies
I am: unaware of myself.
I think: a lot before speaking, and that is my problem…
I know: where I am going wrong, but always reluctant to accept that.
I want: to tag a lot of people but will settle with the below mentioned ppl.
I have: a PC, internet and no life.
I wish: minimum wage, and unlimited supply of Computer games.
I hate: teddy bear … and I m not referring to the soft toy.
I miss: HOME.
I fear: about me messing things up, as I always do.
I feel: because I have neurons underneath my skin.
I hear: using my ears.
I smell: obviously using my nose.
I crave: for delicious cuisine (too general eh? )
I search: on google.co.in
I wonder: when will I start losing some weight.
I regret: what I did in year 92.
I love: my family (too clichéd eh ??)
I ache: when people sing Reshamia songs loudly and proudly.
I care: bout what others think.
I always: forget name of the people I’ve once or twice.
I am not: a normal human being.
I believe: in existence of extra-terrestrial life.
I dance: to de-stress myself.
I sing: to bug others.
I cry: Man don’t CRY …!!
I don’t always: rely on brain for thinking purpose.
I fight: samaj ke thekedaaron se apne swabhiman ki raksha ke liye (all )
I write: what every crap come to my mind.
I win: only when there is no competition
I lose: my temper, rarely.
I never: wear a 3/4th or a barmuda.
I confuse: people when I can’t convince them … (Ok! Ok! Read it somewhere and wrote it here)
I listen: random songs irrespective of the language.
I can usually be found: in front of my PC.
I am scared: of future.
I need: something I m not sure of.
I am happy about: really … am I?
I TAG : Sultan (now dont ask me for tag), Baba(take a break form gals n booze :D), Sica (write some thing), Obelix (a welcome back tag), Karan, Himank (its been long since you have blogged) and new addition to the blogger community handa (first tag for you).
PS:- took this tag post from here.
PS: – Outcome of 5 min break from the office work . . .
PS:– And this is a true incident.
PS:— Is it just me or the climax of slum dog millionaire was too Bollywoodish… !!
PS:—- And it doesn’t mean that i didn’t like the movie, it was one of the best movie i saw lately.
PS:—– Have been reading Least I could do madly these days.
PS:—— Thats it … I guess… adios-amigos …
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