Dear Readers,
I am writing this with a very heavy heart. Itās high time for all of us to unite. Weāve ignored this problem for so long, but now weāll not any more.
As you know, that out freedom is at stake, freedom to express yourself openly, without any questions arising. I still remember those times when a guy and another guy and roam around freely, without hesitation. Nobody questioned their orientation even when they walk swinging their hand holding their pinkies. I know it sounds too good to be true, but that was such time ⦠the golden 90ās.

But by the end of first decade of 2000 everything has changed. It all started with that vicious big budget multi starrer movie āwhich canāt be namedā (Obviously the writer is referring to Karan Joharās DOSTANA).
That was the start of actual AD (After Dostana), and within a year everything changed. All the straight male started getting emotionally harassed, by the people they considered their own, their sisters, cousins, friends, gal friends even in worst case their mothers and grandmaās.
They could no more stay alone with another male friend of theirs. Hugging and pulling each other was like a taboo. Shaking hands was allowed but not holding them. We tried to fit us in with all the rules, but still the taunts never stopped, every day every hour, never went without mention of āyou know which movieā.
But as I said, Itās time to say no. If we donāt do anything now, then it would be too late. What kind of country do you want to give you male child, the country with every day every hour questions him. How to go out, how to behave with other guys? How would you face you child when he grow up and ask you, why Dad why didnāt you do something when the problem was emerging, why did you waited till it was too late⦠That moment will definitely suck. Letās not wait for that moment to arrive, letās do something now ⦠like the king of rock and roll the great mighty Elvis said ones āāItās now or neverā
So, I humbly urge you all to agree to sign a PIL with me, to put stop to all this right now, letās make āyou know whichā movie forbidden to Indian females. And make it illegal to comment on a man and a man relationship. Letās make this as huge as the pink chaddi campaign.
Letās tell them, that we are united and weāll not tolerate this anymore. We will if needed could go till Amaran Anshan(till death hunger strike). Weāll call this ā¦
Let The Men Hold Pinkies Campaign

PS : first Pic Courtesy Shelly.
Tags: blah, gay, men, sarcasm, Satire, straight
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