Archive | March, 2006

First encounter with the world!!!

14 Mar

In hindu puranas(“Garunpranato be more precise) it is mentioned that a baby before being born remembers about his previous life, n talks to god on daily basis.

So, I just thought of narrating his first encounter with the world! Enjoy!!!

“Eeehh!! Whose there? Who’s bugging me at this time of day or night, whatever? It’s time for a short nap. Hey! Come on! Stop pushing me. I am not in a queue for cinema tickets. Stop it! Will you.”

God’s voice, “It’s time son!”

“Time! Time for what?”

God, “Time for you to go out and see the world.”

“aannn! But I don’t want to.”

God, “you have to go.”

“Hey God! Please, don’t do this to me. Hey! Listen, hello! Hello! ….. ohhww baby!”

“ok, ok, ok! Easy mister, careful! Hey, hey, hey! Don’t push so hard! My legs are delicate. You know!

Wow! What is that? Is it white light? Haven’t seen this color since nine months, correct me if I m wrong. It’s too bright. Hey! Does someone have goggles? I am not use this much brightness, you know! “Ray ban” will do? Hey is any one listening to me.

Yakkk! Man I stink! Stink like, like I m covered with ……. Shiiiiiiiitttttt! Oh my god! This is worse than that. Hey u! Ugly uncle! Come one, take me out quickly, and let me take a shower. This is what happens when u doesn’t bath for this long. Nine long months without foment.

Like it was yesterday, when I was driving my car “Too Fast Too Furious” and then Baaaam! And now, I m here, with my head being pulled by an ugliest guy in this universe, and few creepy creatures looking at me, like I m “Master Youda” form “stars wars”.

Wait man! Let me say good bye to my home sweet womb! Oh bye, bye sweetie! I’ll miss you always. U had taken a good care of me. Fed me, protected me, blah, blah ….

Oh! I can’t control my self. Oooaaaahh !! Oooaaahh!! Oooaaahh!! (this is the actual reason, why child cry as soon as they comes out ;)! )

Hey u! Don’t touch my food pipe. Hey u! You, with that knife in hand. I dare you, don’t come near me. This is only source of my energy. Please Stoooooopppppp……!!

Oww boy! What’s happening? I m loosing my memory! What is ssss…sssssssss …. Ga…gaa…..goo…..goo….goo…..! Oooaaahh !! Oooaaahh!! Oooaaahhh!! ”

Doctor, “Congratulation! Madam! Or should I say mom?”

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me nerd !! ha ha ha

12 Mar

Just went through this weird test found link on pramodh’s blog , n see what I got ,

I am nerdier than 92% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

Can u believe it, at least I can’t. They are calling me super nerd, me!!!

This what the result reads …

Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

8% scored higher (more nerdy), and
92% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now !!!. “

n ya I did this whole thing very honestly. Still can’t believe.

Some one please brings this in notice of our porfs. May be they’ll get impress n my chance of getting starve of better grades fulfilled would increase.

And the one more n most important thing thing, can anyone tell me how to apply for professorship at MIT :p.

project shroject hayoo rabaa !!

12 Mar

Confused!! As I was and will always be. After busting my ass for three day, finally I managed to get a project under Dr. M. B. S. Can u believe it, having hard time to get project under him. It’s “hardware implementation of Digital Down Converter using Verilog”. Sounds grievous, hunn? To me at least, it does.
Anyways, I got the project but don’t know, whether I’ll be able to complete it or not. It looks more close to Communication rather than VLSI. I may be wrong, but still. Akash had succeeded in his attempts to convince me that it’s more of VLSI then communication. But still I have doubts in my mind.
There’s a proverb in hind “okhli main sar diya hia to moosal se kya derna”. Let’s see how this step turns out.
Few lines which Sica forces me to listen all the time are now making sense to me.
“Be yourself is all that you can do!!”


So, being my self, doing what is up to my limitations and hoping for the best!!

new symbol of IIIT

11 Mar

A little witty logo for IIIT !!


observe intimately !! 😉
raghu’s idea !!!