40 questions

1. My uncle once: made me attend Asha Ram Bapu’s Pravachan, It turned out to be much painful then digging up the ground and hiding his body in the backyard ….

2. Never in my life: I’ve lied . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After 4 pegs of Scotch.

3.When I was five: I used to believe kids are born when you marry a girl and hug her.

4.High School was: full of teenage stupidity, wish i’ve not been the sane one around.

5.I will never forget: the time I told some one that i bought chocolates for her, because they were lying in my house and I had to finish them …. aaargh …. isstoopid …

6.I once met: my doppelganger, later realized that I was drunk and was looking at a mirror.

7. There’s this girl I know who: is a big movie star, unfortunately she don’t know me 😦

8. Once, at a bar: i saw a guy with no hands drinking. Later I realized it was dark, he was black …. and I m racist 😀

9. By noon, I’m usually: in office, tweeting or writing such random posts.

10. Last night: will not be “last night” tomorrow.

11. If only I had: the address of stacy’s house ….

parental guidance adviced … 😉

12. Next time I go to the Temple: I promise not to steal shoes and sandals, unless of-course they are new and branded.

13. Rakhi Sawant: Is the best (RS) thing that has happened to the Indian Television since Ramanand Sagar.

14. What worries me most: is the condition of poor, hungry, and undernourished kids in Northern Africa and models in North America.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: a laptop, a desktop, a palmtop and a cyborg living in harmony.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: A so called white board, which has run out space to accumulate any more black, blue, green or red ink marks.

17. You know I’m lying when: when I can see the fan, without turning my head up.

18. What I miss most about the nineties: mile sur mera tumahra, was shorter and better.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: langada tyagi bahubali …. (Othello –> Omkaara 😀 )

20. By this time next year: I’ll be at the same place, writing same shit over and over again.

21. A better name for me would be: shri shri 1008 ankiteshwar maharaj

22. I have a hard time understanding: things I don’t really understand.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: beat up that fat bully from class 3rd and buy infinite many flag candies and won’t share it with any one.

24. You know I like you if: I try and ignore you or say stupid thing out of nervousness.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: the person who made sure Kanye West is not around.

26. Sachin Tendulkar, Mozart, Sonia Gandhi & Ronaldo: none of them, it has be Dada Kondake for making such master piece…

27.Take my advice, never: be a straight man in a gay world.

28. My ideal breakfast is: human brainz

29. A song I love, but do not own is: yaaron maine panga le liye – Altaf Raja

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: not to mention my current location to certain people

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: microchips with salsa sauce

32. Why won’t people: leave Britney spears alone ?

33.If you spend the night at my house: you’ll be awarded with this …

34. I’d stop my wedding for: Any gal hotter than the one I would be marrying 😛

35. The world could do without: Gracy Singh, no no, not because she was the boring side kick in Munna bhai MBBS and Lagan or because she could only weep properly in her TV series Amanat.  But coz of the mere fact that she couldn’t  even come close to the awe-fucking-someness of Kamal khan in Deshdrohi …

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: buying the ticket to watch “My Name is Khan”

37. My favorite blonde is: Blondes are dumb … i not like dumb … i favorite brunet … they have big B’s …  brains i mean ee haa … !!

38: Paper clips are more useful than: The breaking news updates from India TV, Aaj tak  and Star News combined.

39. If I do anything well, it’s: definitely not me…

40. And by the way: I’ve successfully wasted your 20 min. And you will never get it back …. and here i present you with my sadistic laughter muhahaha  muhahaha !!

PS :- Another tag shamelessly lifted from here.

PS :– stole some pics from here and here.

PS :— Of course its a tag post … so i’ve to tag fellow blogger … i tag –> Laaf@life, ORB, Ayesha , Shark , sultan , abhishek , Pankaj and of-course all other readers … of this blog 🙂

PS :—- yu ki note karne vaali baat yeh hai, ki maine un sabko tag kiya hai jinke comments mujhe history main dikhe … individual blog links search karna is such a pain 😀

F.A.QU

I was tagged by Karan and Ayesha, btw thanks a lot for the tag … one of the most fun tag I got to do in long time.

So, here goes …

Q: When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
A: If I were a woman, I’ll definitely marry this handsome … 😛

Q: How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
A: Rs. 2264.5

Q: What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
A: bhor भोर (morning)

Q: Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
A: some named 04066977450

Q: What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
A: Which ever freaks out my colleagues more.

Q: What are you wearing right now?
A: Formal shirt, blue jeans, sport shoes, white vest, brown underwear and a grin on my face after grossing you out.

Q: Do you label yourself?
A: I m a man not a grocery item.

Q: Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?
A: Adidas, Lee Cooper and a local shoe company from Agra.

Q: Bright or Dark Room?

A: Dark obviously, “jai tamraj kilvish”
Q: What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

A: well both of tham are a gr8 peepal and I wanna to make frndships wid them …

Q: What does your watch look like?
A: skin colored, with hairs on it …Oh Damn! I forgot to wear my watch

Q: What were you doing at midnight last night?
A: either I was watching “Life is beautiful” or I was watching …. Ammm.. nothing …  I was watching nothing …

Q: What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
A: Arz kiya hai ….

Agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,

agar aapki shakal gade se milti hai…

To ismain gadhe ki kya galti hai …

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Why am I friends with these people

Q: What’s a word that you say a lot?
A: Well, I donno …

Q: Who told you he/she loved you last? (please exclude spouse , family, children)
A: A close friend

Q: Last furry thing you touched?
A: no way I m answering that …

Q: Favorite age you have been so far?
A: call-age … I mean college

Q: What was the last thing you said to someone?
A: “hello neighbor”, to my colleague

Q: The last song you listened to?
A: Ayo Technology – milow

Q: Where did you live in 1987?
A: in a house made of bricks and cement.

Q: Are you jealous of anyone?
A: Yes, and its Sam Anderson, I wish I could look like him, walk like him, dance like him just be like him.

Q: Is anyone jealous of you?

A: How would I know?

Q: Name three things that you have on you at all times?
A: A mobile with most annoying ringtone, A wallet with stuff stuffed much more than its capacity and fresh futta (PJ) in mind.

Q: What’s your favorite town/city?
A: townies at felicity

Q: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
A: 6^th September, 2005.

Q: Can you change the oil on a car?
A: Sure I can…   BTW … car is the one with four wheels right ?

Q: Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
A: She’s very busy.

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: yeh, my knee…probably coz, I’ve been thinking a lot writing this post.

Q: What is your current desktop picture?
A: My Idol, Dr. Evil’s

Q: Have you been burnt by love?
A: I’ve been burnt, but I wouldn’t call that love.

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ok its my turn now pass on the tag … so I tag,

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Sultan of samarkand long time no post…

Vani serious or hilarious

Kido I really want to see your take on it

sica Stop hibernating … and post some thing

and every one else who have not been tagged….

Play.lst

Thanks Karan for the tag … so here goes the “list most played songs on Winamp” from my …

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System @ Home

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1.  Alive  – Perl jam

2.  A love for life – yanni

3. Bebot – BEP

4. Tumko piya dil diya – Anamika

5. Speed of sound – coldplay

6. Wherever I may roam – Metallica

7. I’ll always love you – Whitney houston

8. Unchained Melody – Righteous brother

9.  Novenber rain – GnR

10. O meri jaan – Life in a Metro

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System @ Work

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1. Don’t Worry Be Happy – Bob McFerrin

2. Comfortably Numb – Pink Floyd

3. Aarambh – Gulal

4. Careless Whisper – George Michael

5. Alive – Perl Jam

6. Tujh mein rab dihkta hai – RNBDJ

7. Liquid Dance – Slumdog Millionaire

8. Emosanal Attyachaar – Dev D

9. Happy Together – The Turtles

10. Joker – Steve Miller Band

PS:- karan didn’t leave any one for me to tag … so anyone who’s not been tagged is free to take the tag …

All about I

I am: unaware of myself.
I think: a lot before speaking, and that is my problem…
I know: where I am going wrong, but always reluctant to accept that.

I want: to tag a lot of people but will settle with the below mentioned ppl.
I have: a PC, internet and no life.
I wish: minimum wage, and unlimited supply of Computer games.
I hate: teddy bear … and I m not referring to the soft toy.
I miss: HOME.
I fear: about me messing things up, as I always do.
I feel: because I have neurons underneath my skin.
I hear: using my ears.
I smell: obviously using my nose.
I crave: for delicious cuisine (too general eh? )
I search: on google.co.in
I wonder: when will I start losing some weight.
I regret: what I did in year 92.
I love: my family (too clichéd eh ??)
I ache: when people sing Reshamia songs loudly and proudly.
I care: bout what others think.
I always: forget name of the people I’ve once or twice.
I am not: a normal human being.
I believe: in existence of extra-terrestrial life.
I dance: to de-stress myself.
I sing: to bug others.
I cry: Man don’t CRY …!!
I don’t always: rely on brain for thinking purpose.
I fight: samaj ke thekedaaron se apne swabhiman ki raksha ke liye (all )
I write: what every crap come to my mind.
I win: only when there is no competition
I lose: my temper, rarely.
I never: wear a 3/4^th or a barmuda.
I confuse: people when I can’t convince them … (Ok! Ok! Read it somewhere and wrote it here)
I listen: random songs irrespective of the language.
I can usually be found: in front of my PC.
I am scared: of future.
I need: something I m not sure of.
I am happy about: really … am I?

I TAG : Sultan (now dont ask me for tag), Baba(take a break form gals n booze :D), Sica (write some thing), Obelix (a welcome back tag), Karan, Himank (its been long since you have blogged) and new addition to the blogger community handa (first tag for you).

PS:- took this tag post from here.