Archive | November, 2009

let there be light on thy chat window

30 Nov

This is precise and unedited chat I had with one of my friend. And I think I was almost successful in annoying her to the extent she stopped replying (As she is well know for her skill of never giving up in an argument).

Her: have u sent me the invitation?

was it you
?
.
me: who knows ..
does that matter …
.
Her: hmmm
.
me: every thing around u is not indestructible …
.
Her: just like that i asked
😮
x-(
.
me: life is too short to ask such question
lets analyze what have we achieved in our life …
.
Her: (punch)
.
me: pointing fingers is easy …
.
Her: waaaaaaaaaaat
wat happened
who did that?
.
me: but remrmber when you point a finger at some one …
ther other three point at you
.
Her: wat happened?
😮
when did i point
??
x-(
have u gone crazy/
.
me: thats what appears to the whole world
the truth is …. i’ve realized …
i’ve realized the reason of life ..
there is not point in living this material life ..
.
Her: have u gone nute?
nuts*
.
me: who cares bout nuts … or butters .. or cakes…
its all just pleasure for some seconds …
and then its gone ..
its your soul which remains with you …
after all …
.
Her: (whew)
God save Ankit
.
me: not only me… god saves every one. .
even those who have devilish intentions …
he is watching each and every one of us
.
Her: Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
for God sake
instead of crazy
.
me: may lord shower his blessings on you
.
Her: plzzzz
now stoppp
.
me: the power of one .. is still unknown to the world ..
so they ignore him ..
or fear him ..
.
Her: x-(
.
me: don’t be afraid my child …
.
Her: i am not ur child
😮
.
me: he has the gentle hand of all … he wont hit you .. .only pat you …
.
Her: 😛
.
me: with his kindness
.
Her: (whew)
.
me: god bless you my child …. god bless you
And the child was gone  ….

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Weird night at a club

5 Nov

Date:  4th November, Wednesday

Place: 10th Downing Street, Hyderabad

Occasion: Nothing, just ladies night

It probably was just another day for a popular club at Hyderabad. It was ladies night, means free drinks and sacks for ladies till 10 PM. The not so huge place was crowded with females ranging from 21 (legally, would be less) to I don’t know 50 may be. No guys allowed. Things were fine, DJ was playing popular tracks and rests were shaking their legs.

Guy friends, Cousins, Boyfriends, Husbands (mostly someone else’s) waiting outside for the clock to stuck 10 and they can get an entry. Wait’s over its, guys are in and here comes A local male model (let’s call him X).

Now, Mr. X gets up to the center stage and announce that he is going to choose three lucky gals who’ll get the opportunity of undressing him (by that he meant removing his T-shirt). Sudden excitement was noticeable among the crowd, consisting mostly females, some of them not in their senses probably.

The drama begins, he selects the three lucky gals, and here’s a fight, who gets it off first? And it doesn’t end here; they rub, pinch and can’t explain what.

Well, surprise surprise … here’s another game… come on gals lets spank these five chosen guys now… doesn’t matter if you even know them remotely. And the insanity of “the sane” people continues.

OK! Call me old fashioned, but I somehow I had difficulty digesting it. So, I puked it out here. Rest experienced janta can tell me if sophisticated modernized people behave this way.