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English is a funny language

1 Oct

Disclaimer: – The post contains explicit content, reader’s discretion is expected.

 

This post was lying in my drafts since 7 months 21 days and few hours. Thought of publishing it before, but couldn’t. Anyways, better late then never.

 

Prologue: – She is standing in front of the basin and admiring the mirror. He walks in, stood next to her and rotate knob of the faucet. The faucet back fired and a jet of water drenched She’s dress.

 

She: – Hey!! You made me all wet.

He: – (paused for a sec) Err!! Ahem!! Oh!! I am so sorry. Because of knob (forced grin).

 

Epilogue: – He returned to his table wondering what he just heard and what he just said.

 

As the great Big B says : English is a very phanni(funny) language.

 

Well it’s an incident happened bout 7 months 21 days and few hours + 3 hours 30 min (roughly) before, at some restaurant.

He – yours truly.

She – Don’t know.

 

PS: – Started playing cricket. I suck at it.

PS: — This birthday was one of the worst in my life, did nothing more then dozing off in my room.

PS: — Song of the week – Somebody’s me – Enrique Iglesias.

PS: —- BTP report submitted, 4 pages instead of 10 :D.

PS: —– Forgot my ATM password, three wrongs and account got blocked. 😦

PS: —— Noting else, have to do ITS assignment … Aargh!!