The Betrayal !!

The day I first saw you

I knew we were made for each other,

How can you forget

all those nights we spent together.

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spending hours in a row,

I never took my eyes off you,

I forgot the world

Lost in you I went cuckoo.

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Oh I was so blind

Now I feel like a dumbhead

should have seen it coming

you and my best friend in bed

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All that love and affaction

all the money I spend on your accessories

sitting on my lap taking

you use to take away my worries

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I did something wrong

Or was I just not enough

Were you bored of me

or you needed more stuff

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Why Did you cheat on me

Go on, now tell me the truth

you slept with someone else

You disloyal, Lenovo Intel i7 Notebook !!

The Woodcutter story

I am sure most of you would have heard this story when you were kids. Still to wipe the corrosion off the junk … here it is again …

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”
The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

If I would have been in place of Lord(which happens to be my nick too)… the conversation would have been more like this …

Woodcutter : Boo hoo hoo … my axe is gone …  boo hoo hoo

Lord (that would be me) : What happened my son ? why are you crying ?

Woodcutter : Blah blah blah ! I was cutting wood, (more blah) dropped my axe in the river. Boo hoo hoo ….

Lord : WTF !! seriously ? Are you really that stupid ?

Woodcutter : (surprised look on his face)

Lord : Seriously dude ? Out of all the trees in the jungle you chose the one which is beside the river. And you chose that branch which was just above the deepest part of the fricking river.

How were you planning to take those branches back home, huh Einstein ? I mean come on … this wood is all wet and weak … A liter of patrol wont be able to burn it.

You know what! You are the biggest moron on the face of earth, no wonder you are poor.

Woodcutter : (f**ked expression on face)

Lord : Don’t give me that look knuckle head … I was in the middle of some thing Godly ! The heaven was so close and then you just blew it up … you know it take many human-years to built mood for me. Aaarrrgghh !!

Evidently, you are a big failure as woodcutter, it’s too demanding job for your microscopic brain, isn’t it ? There’s only one job left for you to do, go enroll for an MBA. Managerial job is the only one  you’ll be successful at. And you’ve got right skills for it … don’t you.

loosing your axe, because of your stupidity … and now asking me (engineer) to fix it for you. And for what ? so that you can f**k this up again ….

now get out of my sight, before I shred you into pieces with my gold and silver axe…

Lord : (to self) Yeh … My axe collection is now complete with the final iron one … Now I’ll show menaka and ramabha … my AXE effect ….

PS: Back to blogging after a hiatus … feels good … had loads going on …

Are you free ?

Asking Google

Just asking google what kind of questions Indian net surfers ask it…

1. Why ?

obvious … recession or not … MBA is THE big thing in India …

2. Who ?

maximum searched question after “who india”(what kind of question is it anyway) is “who am i?” that make sense ask the damn machine… human brain is busy watching the TV series like rodies … which apparently is also among the suggestions …

3. Which ?

And the rodies fever continues … definitely who got slapped by certain clown in some shitty reality show is definitely worth finding out…

4. Where ?

And people are looking for …  either god or ramalinga raju …

5. When ?

I have a feeling, for indian IT junta probably google is an alternative for the future predicting baba … where is god, when will i get married, when will i die …

6. What ?

Asking internet using internet … what is internet … naaice

7. How ?

How to get pregnant … srsly dude … ?

PS:- Trying hard to increase my blogging frequency ….

PS:– BTW shifted to Indira Nagar, Gachbowli …

PS:— Now looking for a roommate …

PS:—- Eligibility criteria … should be some one i know … 😀

Opinion

There is saying – “opinions are like *a body part* every one has one”

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so, untrue … !!

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Actually less than 1% people have some genuine opinion ..
70% just assume that to be there opinion … because it sounds cool to them …
and more than 28% just to stand out of the herd, form the opposite opinion then others and starts calling them stupid …
and less than 1% mortals actually accept that they dont have any opinion …

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PS:- This is my opinion …. !!

What’s up with orkut

is it just me … or programmers at orkut are lacking some basic knowledge of english grammar ??

thats what …

Three things you should know to survive in corporate world

1. Don’t always accept your mistakes.

2. Keep the record of all the conversation you have with your colleagues.

3. Don’t ever cover up for others.

OR

simply … do opposite of what I do… !!

Another year …. is here

what are you all excited for …
things will still be the same
as they were before …

nothing is going to change …
life will be slimy and stinky
and shit will happen again …

you have lost one more year…
did any thing change
yeh! see Death is more near…

I know I sound pessimistic …
but that is how it is
life is about less pat and more kick

but yah! there is “the hope” …
some thing good with come along
there is probably some scope …

well, lets forget all this tonight…
to hell with the philosophy
lets celebrate and get tight…

Those good’ol days

well, its 29th of august = convocation – 2 days …

getting little senti remembering all those Good’ol days spent with Good’ol ppl at the Good’ol place …

this is just a 0.00000045th part of all the fun i had there … !!

that good’ol Dehla pakad

those good’ol group suicide attempts… its a shame never succeeded…

thoes good’ol n weird poker i mean dehla pakad face

the good’ol … … … … things …

and the good’ol daaro baaz …

those good’ol Daaru parties

those good’ol days of awesome three some after 4 pegs…

the same good’ol wish to god “lord! please give me a third hand, so for once i would be able rub and pour water at the same time”

the good’ol Clint Eastwood …

the good’ol gabbar singh … frightening poor kids like handa …

the good’ol body builders Gang

the good’ol “smell my hand” thingy

the good’ol “Kill thy next door neighbour by the socks smell spray”

the good’ol clint estwood ke banaras vaale electrician chacha

the good’ol dosti ka namoona “what if you don’t have hands, I’ll help you burn the crap out of your lungs”

all those good’ol ppl who made those good’ol days so good.

DOOD …. thats it … !!

Baai baai … !! Suckerzzzz…. !!!!

PS:-  ohhh… !! those good’ol days … !!