Empire State Building Suicide

She hung her gray cloth coat on the fence at 86^th floor of the Empire-state, put down her pocketbook with several dollars and a make-up kit filled with family pictures.

She gave a last gaze to the note, letters were stroked out but still readable, “He is much better off without me … I wouldn’t make a good wife for anybody”

She dropped the note and herself from the observation deck. Both of them came to rest at the same time, only the note was still at desk and her body was lying with serenity amidst the crumpled wreckage of UN limousine.

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Inspired by this picture actually,

After jumping from the observation deck, 23-year-old Evelyn McHale plunged over 300 meters down Empire State Building and landed on the roof of a parked UN limousine.

PS : pic taken from here.

Rakhi Sawant ka swayamvar

If u have never heard about “Rakhi Sawant ka Swayamvar”, then please do me a favor and jump off the roof of your building. And if you are sleazy or lazy enough to not compile my request then you can read bout it here .

Once it so happened that I clicked on this youtube link which directed me to NDTV imagine’s youtube page, and I ended up watching all the RSS (read as rakhi sawant’s swayamvar) episode’s there and I am not ashamed of my deed.

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The show tells you about the Indian culture; how the princes from different states used to compete with each other to woo the princess with biggest Brr…. I mean Heart in the whole nation. Its like the mythological serial with modern character, “rakhi devi ko dekhte hi saath man bakti bhavna se oot prot ho jaata hai” something of that sort.

If that reason didn’t work for you … then think about this…

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The show is trying really hard to increase the awareness about a serious social issue, i.e. Female Infanticide. Seriously now you can clearly see how worse the conditions are in India when 16 (gabru naujawan) Handsome Hunks (all puns intended) has to contest with each other to marry … Rakhi … yes … the Rakhi Sawant. So, we should all watch the serial to promote such noble cause, devi Rakhi has come up with.

I hope you are convinced now…

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If still not, then please please please watch it for the poor aspiring actors (to be rakhi’s groom), they have sacrificed so much to come in limelight. I mean actually signed up to “might be lawfully wedded husband” of The Rakhi Sawant. They are either out of their mind or really really desperate.

I m really sympathetic to all of them … which so much capability and originality going without notice.

Some of my favorites, in increasing order of their “pwnaapa“

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Lurrrv Khanna: comparing Raki ji to sita mayyia … How original … so deep … heart pondering … hamana hamana hamana

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Man – moh- na tivaari :I just love this guy … giving amma ka kangan … *sob* *sob*  kya senti shayari … more *sob* *sob*

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Ass-Win Chowdharee : “Oh maai gaad, amai-zzing … same color ” I m fan of his dialogue delivery. every time he say’s “amaizzing” a hot gal dies of the exposer to mere amazingness …

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Shit-is jain : I bow to thy awesomeness just love his expression at 0:35 of the video and the pose at 0:38 killer baap …

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Alright, that’s all I could do to persuade you … if you still feel like giving this show a skip… then read the PS….

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PS : The best thing about the show is, it proves why they call the TV an Idiot Box.

Are you free ?

F.A.QU

I was tagged by Karan and Ayesha, btw thanks a lot for the tag … one of the most fun tag I got to do in long time.

So, here goes …

Q: When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
A: If I were a woman, I’ll definitely marry this handsome …

Q: How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
A: Rs. 2264.5

Q: What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
A: bhor भोर (morning)

Q: Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
A: some named 04066977450

Q: What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
A: Which ever freaks out my colleagues more.

Q: What are you wearing right now?
A: Formal shirt, blue jeans, sport shoes, white vest, brown underwear and a grin on my face after grossing you out.

Q: Do you label yourself?
A: I m a man not a grocery item.

Q: Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?
A: Adidas, Lee Cooper and a local shoe company from Agra.

Q: Bright or Dark Room?

A: Dark obviously, “jai tamraj kilvish”
Q: What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

A: well both of tham are a gr8 peepal and I wanna to make frndships wid them …

Q: What does your watch look like?
A: skin colored, with hairs on it …Oh Damn! I forgot to wear my watch

Q: What were you doing at midnight last night?
A: either I was watching “Life is beautiful” or I was watching …. Ammm.. nothing …  I was watching nothing …

Q: What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
A: Arz kiya hai ….

Agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,

agar aapki shakal gade se milti hai…

To ismain gadhe ki kya galti hai …

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Why am I friends with these people

Q: What’s a word that you say a lot?
A: Well, I donno …

Q: Who told you he/she loved you last? (please exclude spouse , family, children)
A: A close friend

Q: Last furry thing you touched?
A: no way I m answering that …

Q: Favorite age you have been so far?
A: call-age … I mean college

Q: What was the last thing you said to someone?
A: “hello neighbor”, to my colleague

Q: The last song you listened to?
A: Ayo Technology – milow

Q: Where did you live in 1987?
A: in a house made of bricks and cement.

Q: Are you jealous of anyone?
A: Yes, and its Sam Anderson, I wish I could look like him, walk like him, dance like him just be like him.

Q: Is anyone jealous of you?

A: How would I know?

Q: Name three things that you have on you at all times?
A: A mobile with most annoying ringtone, A wallet with stuff stuffed much more than its capacity and fresh futta (PJ) in mind.

Q: What’s your favorite town/city?
A: townies at felicity

Q: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
A: 6^th September, 2005.

Q: Can you change the oil on a car?
A: Sure I can…   BTW … car is the one with four wheels right ?

Q: Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
A: She’s very busy.

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: yeh, my knee…probably coz, I’ve been thinking a lot writing this post.

Q: What is your current desktop picture?
A: My Idol, Dr. Evil’s

Q: Have you been burnt by love?
A: I’ve been burnt, but I wouldn’t call that love.

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ok its my turn now pass on the tag … so I tag,

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Sultan of samarkand long time no post…

Vani serious or hilarious

Kido I really want to see your take on it

sica Stop hibernating … and post some thing

and every one else who have not been tagged….

You’ve got a mail

It’s been more than a year since i’ve left IIIT hyphen H. Well, college days are over now, and can’t fold this time plane to reach the same place.

Out of innumerous things I miss about the place, tullu mails are one of them. I still remember the Gali-mama/Aazad time, people used to wait eagerly for the next mail to arrive, to find who the new victim is? well, Apart from the Azaad series there were some other small scale tullu mails.

Ok! to clear things off … A small trivia … the name tullu mail was coined by the mail sender’s only. In their early phase most of such mails use to have the same content “I am the biggest tullu of IIIT”. So the word tullu caught up with the “mail” suffix and we got a general term called tullu mail.

Here’s an example of a typical tullu mail

Subject:      Hi Guys and Gals ….
From:      ”N***N T***I” <n***n@students.iiit.net>
Date:      Wed, August 31, 2005 11:30 pm
To:      ug2@students.iiit.net
Priority:      Normal
Options:      View Full Header |  View Printable Version  | Download this as a file  | View Message details

Hi ppl,

As you all know I am N***n-DOUBT-T***i …
I am superman because I wear my underwear over my pants ..
Wheee. ….
Its a bird , its a plane ….   No….  Its n***n — da SUPERMAN

so bye take care and if you have any problem remember ur Superman .

Love to all …

Counter-terrorist….. The SuperMan.

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They are always fun to read… But as it’s evident, they are composed by someone but the mail ID owner. Though sometimes people knowingly send some mails, which are more amusing than these tullu mails, like this one …

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from : ********@iiit.ac.in
to : students@iiit.ac.in

Dear Mr. ANKUR HANDA please meet me immediately for head examination.

Also a student has taken my PEN and not returned it. This is a very SERIOUS matter. Return it immediately or I will take up the issue with the DEAN.

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And this just a tiniest part of thy awesomeness.

But this one takes the cake …

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From: V***** ******* <v*************@research.iiit.ac.in>
Date: Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Subject: [All] 2 interesting movies
To: all@mail.iiit.ac.in

I have added 2 movies to share and am of the opinion that students and
faculty alike would find them interesting

1.
Immortal Beloved
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110116/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immortal_Beloved_(film)
This is a biographical movie on the life of the great classical music
composer Ludvig van Beethoven

2.
Ayn Rand: A Sense of Life
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118662/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayn_Rand_A_Sense_of_Life
This is a biographical movie on the life of the author Ayn Rand, she wrote
many bestsellers like “Atlas Shrugged”, “Fountainhead”, etc. In addition
to that, she was the founder of the school of philosophy known as,
“Objectivism”.

My nick on DC is V****

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V**** *****
MS By Research
http://v********.blogspot.com

_______________________________________________
All mailing list
All@mail.iiit.ac.in
http://mail.iiit.ac.in/mailman/listinfo/all

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And it was followed by this …

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From: V**** ***** <v********@research.iiit.ac.in>
Date: Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Subject: [All] Fwd: Even God has a Sense of Humour!!
To: all@mail.iiit.ac.in

*Even God has a Sense of Humor!!*

God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his subordinates “Look everything should be in
balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension….

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have
to cut off the forests…
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked…
“God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?”

God said……. “Ahah…that is the crown piece of all. “INDIA”,
My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..

The angel was quite surprised:
“But god you said everything should be in balance.”

God replied — “Look at the neighbours I gave them.”

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Cheers,
R***

_______________________________________________
All mailing list
All@mail.iiit.ac.in
http://mail.iiit.ac.in/mailman/listinfo/all

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Well, first mail was informative and second was a little lame but what do you expect from a forward mail … and definitely non of them in any condition are supposed to be forwarded to all@iiit which, by the way includes faculty, students and staff member …

I remember sending a test mail once to students account, then Sysadmin blocked my account immediately, I don’t know what happened to this poor guy’s account.

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PS: – Please don’t call me sadistic … I did remove the names.

PS: — Although at least every one at college already know the true identity of the sender.

PS: — Leaving for bangalooru this weekend for a pseudo-reunion.

Asking Google

Just asking google what kind of questions Indian net surfers ask it…

1. Why ?

obvious … recession or not … MBA is THE big thing in India …

2. Who ?

maximum searched question after “who india”(what kind of question is it anyway) is “who am i?” that make sense ask the damn machine… human brain is busy watching the TV series like rodies … which apparently is also among the suggestions …

3. Which ?

And the rodies fever continues … definitely who got slapped by certain clown in some shitty reality show is definitely worth finding out…

4. Where ?

And people are looking for …  either god or ramalinga raju …

5. When ?

I have a feeling, for indian IT junta probably google is an alternative for the future predicting baba … where is god, when will i get married, when will i die …

6. What ?

Asking internet using internet … what is internet … naaice

7. How ?

How to get pregnant … srsly dude … ?

PS:- Trying hard to increase my blogging frequency ….

PS:– BTW shifted to Indira Nagar, Gachbowli …

PS:— Now looking for a roommate …

PS:—- Eligibility criteria … should be some one i know …

How to increase blog hits

PS: And here goes my 150th post …

the killer

She was standing there,

Looking at me with disgust

I’ve seen anger before

But this expression was first

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I was thinking of some excuse

But the brain was jammed

And she was staring judgmentally

Like I’ve been condemned

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The crowd around me

Was unaware of her presence

They were celebrating loudly

But I was covered with silence

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The feeling of triumph

In a click, vanished

The cheers were like

I was getting punished

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I can no longer look

into her eyes full of hate

Coz I killed her mate

Just because he was a snake

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PS:- It actualy happend in front of me, 9 years back when i was in school … The poor creature, unfortunately found its way to the playground from the bushes it was hiding with another one. And I couldn’t stop my “trying to be daredevil” friends…

PS:– I don’t if the other one was a she … assumed coz it add some drama to poem …

PS:— posting a poem after ages … no. of incomplete poems is around 12 … why can’t i complete my poems…

Nano Parking

Tata’s 1 Lac Nano will be on road’s soon. And if we go by predictions, there is going to be a huge parking problem with the mass sale of this car (apart from high oil consumption and heavy traffic). Being a responsible citizen of the glorious nation of United and secular states of India(on paper)  i’ve come up with a RAM-ARROW (raambaan) soluiton. Have a look…

PS: just don’t forget to carry a black (preferably red) sketch pen with you.

The Lemonade Blog Award

The Rules

1. Thank the person who was so thoughtful for giving you this award by linking their blog to this post.

2. Put the logo on your blog or post.

3. Nominate 10 blogs which show great attitude/gratitude.

4. Link your nominees to your post.

5. Comment them to tell them about the award they’ve won.

Thanks a lot Ayesha, for giving me my first blog award… vaise bhi, i love lemonade, any time I choose it over softdrinks …

Although I am too lazy and too selfish to pass on this award to any one …so, I’ll keep it for myself …

well on a second thought … I’ll dedicate this award to the graduating blogger batch of IIIT (hyphen) H. I hope the same blogging entu after the college …

PS: – Thanks you… thank you all for this gesture …